Tim Allen
@gr8fulgator.bsky.social
Middle-aged collector of 1st edition books and backwards hats. Caregiver, cloudops product manager, and city council-appointed historic preservation commissioner. Former future park ranger.
Make haste slowly, and bathe in the awkwardness.
Make haste slowly, and bathe in the awkwardness.
Shit in one hand, wish in the other. See which fills up first. Report back.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Shit in one hand, wish in the other. See which fills up first. Report back.
Uncanny similarities to my own confidence chart
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Uncanny similarities to my own confidence chart
I was this close to skipping a workout. Not today, Satan!
November 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I was this close to skipping a workout. Not today, Satan!
Me in a rocking-chair, glassy-eyed: “shit in one hand, wish in the other, and see which fills up first”
<send skeet, spill drink>
<send skeet, spill drink>
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Me in a rocking-chair, glassy-eyed: “shit in one hand, wish in the other, and see which fills up first”
<send skeet, spill drink>
<send skeet, spill drink>
If they have physical symptoms and don’t mask, they can be damned. Wife’s mask won’t protect her as much as theirs would. The momentary convenience interruption they experience by not coughing at her doesn’t compare to the complications a respiratory infection will have on a stage 4 cancer patient.
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If they have physical symptoms and don’t mask, they can be damned. Wife’s mask won’t protect her as much as theirs would. The momentary convenience interruption they experience by not coughing at her doesn’t compare to the complications a respiratory infection will have on a stage 4 cancer patient.
I work for one of them and haven’t seen a pay raise in 4 years 🤡
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I work for one of them and haven’t seen a pay raise in 4 years 🤡
So yea…Outdated work practices were uprooted and your position has been eliminated in Lumbergh’s voice
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
So yea…Outdated work practices were uprooted and your position has been eliminated in Lumbergh’s voice
I’ve never had that connection to any place. It’s a gift. Hell yea defend it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’ve never had that connection to any place. It’s a gift. Hell yea defend it.