Tim Allen
@gr8fulgator.bsky.social
Middle-aged collector of 1st edition books and backwards hats. Caregiver, cloudops product manager, and city council-appointed historic preservation commissioner. Former future park ranger.
Make haste slowly, and bathe in the awkwardness.
Make haste slowly, and bathe in the awkwardness.
“Democrats can go fuck themselves for all we care”
- Senate Democrats
- Senate Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“Democrats can go fuck themselves for all we care”
- Senate Democrats
- Senate Democrats
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Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
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The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The entire right-wing propaganda machine came after Zohran Mamdani.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
The president and his allies came after him.
Democratic leaders, by and large, did not have his back until the last minute.
He still won, turning out historic numbers and inspiring young voters.
His politics can win anywhere.
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Exactly right. Fighting to keep premiums from spiking is good, but they should really be fighting to truly fix this broken system. #MedicareForAllNOW
November 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Exactly right. Fighting to keep premiums from spiking is good, but they should really be fighting to truly fix this broken system. #MedicareForAllNOW
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Over 10,000 killed within three days.
Pools of blood around a hospital so large they could be seen from space.
An absolute nightmare.
Pools of blood around a hospital so large they could be seen from space.
An absolute nightmare.
“Individuals on the ground sent a message that reached us Monday morning that 1,200 were dead,” Nathaniel Raymond, the lab’s executive director, said. “By that evening, they said 10,000. By Tuesday, we couldn’t reach them anymore. We assume our ground contacts are dead.”
Yale lab reports mass killings in Sudan, calls for student activism
The Humanitarian Research Lab was told this week that over 10,000 people in Sudan were killed within three days.
yaledailynews.com
November 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Over 10,000 killed within three days.
Pools of blood around a hospital so large they could be seen from space.
An absolute nightmare.
Pools of blood around a hospital so large they could be seen from space.
An absolute nightmare.
Dave Matthews dumped actual performance art atop his most rabid fans and you’ve got AI slop vids. Bring back art school funding
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Dave Matthews dumped actual performance art atop his most rabid fans and you’ve got AI slop vids. Bring back art school funding
Free country my ass, but the fact our constitutional daddies permitted peaceful assembly shall not be taken for granted #1A #4A #5A #SurveilanceState #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Free country my ass, but the fact our constitutional daddies permitted peaceful assembly shall not be taken for granted #1A #4A #5A #SurveilanceState #NoKings
Doing my part to hasten housing insecurity by increasing HOA dues because every expense category is up while fixed and regular incomes stagnate 💅 #MakeArgentinaGreatAgain #CouchFucker
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Doing my part to hasten housing insecurity by increasing HOA dues because every expense category is up while fixed and regular incomes stagnate 💅 #MakeArgentinaGreatAgain #CouchFucker
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meanwhile actual human scientists are developing an effective cancer vaccine
Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month
October 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
meanwhile actual human scientists are developing an effective cancer vaccine
Applying clown face while talking to wife this morning, “they replaced salary increases and bonuses with mindfulness seminars on managing overwhelm”
October 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Applying clown face while talking to wife this morning, “they replaced salary increases and bonuses with mindfulness seminars on managing overwhelm”
A speechwriter’s head will be on a stick by dawn
September 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
A speechwriter’s head will be on a stick by dawn
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
I hope the Tyler Robinson Foundation is seeing massive traffic spikes. Founded by Imagine Dragons, they support families dealing with pediatric cancer. I just learned that too. Do something positive and send them or some other do-gooders a donation, or call your mom and tell her you love her
September 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I hope the Tyler Robinson Foundation is seeing massive traffic spikes. Founded by Imagine Dragons, they support families dealing with pediatric cancer. I just learned that too. Do something positive and send them or some other do-gooders a donation, or call your mom and tell her you love her
YIKES! Santa Clara County forecasts that the population of core Silicon Valley will explode to 1.965M people in 2033, doubling from today’s population of 1.923M.
Lawrence Expressway! Shoreline Blvd! My god my god! Reply with ideas on how to stop this!
Lawrence Expressway! Shoreline Blvd! My god my god! Reply with ideas on how to stop this!
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Protect and nourish your local guy economy.
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Protect and nourish your local guy economy.
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So the end goal for all of this stuff is a near completely dead internet, am i getting that right. With the bits that are alive being heavily monitored and filtered and half-full of scam bots because the other half is only full of the people that wanted to hand over their ids.
So Cool, Very Chic.
So Cool, Very Chic.
August 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
So the end goal for all of this stuff is a near completely dead internet, am i getting that right. With the bits that are alive being heavily monitored and filtered and half-full of scam bots because the other half is only full of the people that wanted to hand over their ids.
So Cool, Very Chic.
So Cool, Very Chic.
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Red Feather Lakes . . .
Elevation: 8,245 ft
Population: 426 people
And 75 of them attended our town hall!
Folks are fired up in rural and urban communities alike — and Democrats should show up in EVERY community.
Elevation: 8,245 ft
Population: 426 people
And 75 of them attended our town hall!
Folks are fired up in rural and urban communities alike — and Democrats should show up in EVERY community.
Serving our district and state means showing up in EVERY community.
That’s why I’ve held 14 town halls across Northern & Western Colorado over just the past seven months — including this past weekend in both Red Feather Lakes and Laporte.
My Republican colleagues should do the same!
That’s why I’ve held 14 town halls across Northern & Western Colorado over just the past seven months — including this past weekend in both Red Feather Lakes and Laporte.
My Republican colleagues should do the same!
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Red Feather Lakes . . .
Elevation: 8,245 ft
Population: 426 people
And 75 of them attended our town hall!
Folks are fired up in rural and urban communities alike — and Democrats should show up in EVERY community.
Elevation: 8,245 ft
Population: 426 people
And 75 of them attended our town hall!
Folks are fired up in rural and urban communities alike — and Democrats should show up in EVERY community.
Florida 🤝 Colorado
“Records were published by the ACLU showing ICE plans to open 6 new detention centers in Colorado. [A] group of legislators led by Rep. Joe Neguse sent a letter to the U.S. SEC chairman, calling for his agency to oversee the no-bid contracts issued by ICE across the nation.” kdvr.com/news/politic...
SEC oversight sought for ICE’s no-bid contracts with for-profit prison corporations
DENVER (KDVR) — Earlier this month, records were published by the ACLU of Colorado showing U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement plans to open six new detention centers in Colorado. On Friday, a…
kdvr.com
July 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Florida 🤝 Colorado
This gets right to the point
someone needs to do something
and you are someone
what are you gonna do
and you are someone
what are you gonna do
THE GOOD TROUBLE CHECKLIST
keep all your shenanigans in one place
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
July 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This gets right to the point
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Thou Shalt Not Use My Alligators For Fascism.
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Thou Shalt Not Use My Alligators For Fascism.
I’m not boycotting Florida. Our family is there, & time with them is limited. We will travel to be w them when opportunity allows or necessity requires. A concentration camp 1 hr from where I grew up is all the more reason to show solidarity w those there who oppose this barbarity.
July 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I’m not boycotting Florida. Our family is there, & time with them is limited. We will travel to be w them when opportunity allows or necessity requires. A concentration camp 1 hr from where I grew up is all the more reason to show solidarity w those there who oppose this barbarity.
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🧵 Of Colorado’s ~43 rural hospitals, about 50% operate in the red annually.
Medicaid cuts in the One Big Beautiful Bill directly threaten six rural Colorado hospitals which have been identified as being at imminent risk.
Five of which are in Boebert’s former district, one in her new. (5/12)
Medicaid cuts in the One Big Beautiful Bill directly threaten six rural Colorado hospitals which have been identified as being at imminent risk.
Five of which are in Boebert’s former district, one in her new. (5/12)
July 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🧵 Of Colorado’s ~43 rural hospitals, about 50% operate in the red annually.
Medicaid cuts in the One Big Beautiful Bill directly threaten six rural Colorado hospitals which have been identified as being at imminent risk.
Five of which are in Boebert’s former district, one in her new. (5/12)
Medicaid cuts in the One Big Beautiful Bill directly threaten six rural Colorado hospitals which have been identified as being at imminent risk.
Five of which are in Boebert’s former district, one in her new. (5/12)
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🧵Boebert won her last election by 5.8 points. Meanwhile, 16% of her district is on Medicaid, around 3x her margin. These are the things that need to be said non-stop, not just for election purposes, but for accountability. (2/12)
July 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
🧵Boebert won her last election by 5.8 points. Meanwhile, 16% of her district is on Medicaid, around 3x her margin. These are the things that need to be said non-stop, not just for election purposes, but for accountability. (2/12)