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AK
@gr8security.bsky.social
Security generalist, author/editor of CISSP & CCSP CBKs, beard and cocktail enthusiast.
Hey, not all of us!
a cartoon character says " you gave me the ugly " while holding a box
ALT: a cartoon character says " you gave me the ugly " while holding a box
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July 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Next time you're in my neck of the woods I'll get out my fondue/raclette cooker and some good local bakery bread. I promise, no 🦗s at this meal!
May 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Next time try luxuriating as you freeze/swelter (the doors don't fully seal). It really makes for a fuller "lounge" experience.
April 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
These are a Dulles-specific animal. Like a bus and a tram and an airport lounge, only infinitely worse than all three put together. Once mildly popular at other airports, they persist only here as a weird relic of the midcentury "everything cars all at once" idea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_...
Mobile lounge - Wikipedia
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April 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
💯support this. Reminds me of the "Out of mind, back in 15" t-shirts I used to see.
March 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If you wrote the questionnaire, I know you would put that level of thought into it. I’m reading some of these and I wonder if it’s just an AI hallucination!
March 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“Do you track incidents?"
1. Via Software
2. Via Excel
3. Via Paper
🤨 Implying that Excel is...not software?

Does your employees permitted to work from home/coworking locations, do you communicate to employees clean desk requirements/best practices in securing a home office?
😱 WHAT?!
March 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
There should be an express line for the "second or more visit in the same day" crowd. We already look spiritually defeated, at least let us escape the shame a little faster.
December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
It is indeed an order problem. This belongs under "N" for "Nakatomi Plaza" / "Not a Christmas Movie". They didn't even include Gremlins!
December 9, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Most audits I've been part of felt more ridiculous than the seriousness of Alanis. Can you sing this to the Muppet Show theme song instead?
November 27, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Because it would put lots of us out of work? Or because we're fundamentally trying to bring order to chaos that exemplifies infinity diversity in infinite combinations? 🖖
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Found one!
November 7, 2024 at 8:37 PM