Hey, not all of us!

Next time you're in my neck of the woods I'll get out my fondue/raclette cooker and some good local bakery bread. I promise, no 🦗s at this meal!

Next time try luxuriating as you freeze/swelter (the doors don't fully seal). It really makes for a fuller "lounge" experience.

These are a Dulles-specific animal. Like a bus and a tram and an airport lounge, only infinitely worse than all three put together. Once mildly popular at other airports, they persist only here as a weird relic of the midcentury "everything cars all at once" idea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobile_...

💯support this. Reminds me of the "Out of mind, back in 15" t-shirts I used to see.

If you wrote the questionnaire, I know you would put that level of thought into it. I’m reading some of these and I wonder if it’s just an AI hallucination!

“Do you track incidents?"
1. Via Software
2. Via Excel
3. Via Paper
🤨 Implying that Excel is...not software?

Does your employees permitted to work from home/coworking locations, do you communicate to employees clean desk requirements/best practices in securing a home office?
😱 WHAT?!

There should be an express line for the "second or more visit in the same day" crowd. We already look spiritually defeated, at least let us escape the shame a little faster.

It is indeed an order problem. This belongs under "N" for "Nakatomi Plaza" / "Not a Christmas Movie". They didn't even include Gremlins!

Most audits I've been part of felt more ridiculous than the seriousness of Alanis. Can you sing this to the Muppet Show theme song instead?

Because it would put lots of us out of work? Or because we're fundamentally trying to bring order to chaos that exemplifies infinity diversity in infinite combinations? 🖖

Found one!