grace spelman
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what else can you say but Soup
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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?: You assemble the perfect make-out playlist, only to be betrayed by it days later. You need a sexy but chill playlist and you need it NOW! Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️

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gracespelman.bsky.social
Getting in the holiday spirit by yelling "Yeah!!!!" while I watch a guy on YouTube in a Minions shirt do the bass part of ‘Christmas Wrapping’
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it’s here! 🎷🎄 once again, i ask you not to search “christmas jazz” on youtube or whatever and instead try out six hours of actually good christmas instrumental music!

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a substack post with the headline: “It's Here: The Coziest, Merriest Christmas Jazz Playlist
Six hours of hand-picked instrumental Christmas music.”

the body of which reads: “There is so much instrumental Christmas music on the music apps, and a lot of it is really, really bad. You'll find the jazz greats covering Christmas classics, but you'll also encounter an overwhelming number of artists with names like "Cool Yule Quartet" or "Jingle Bell Jazzers." A lot of these groups play Christmas covers that sound exactly like what a stock photo of the holidays looks like. Lifeless and generic.”
gracespelman.bsky.social
Meta emailed me a few weeks ago and asked me to join a zoom to give feedback on Threads (which i barely used??????) so i think they know it sucks lol
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omg no way!! i am very guilty of searching my favorite lines from shows on twitter to see if other people are connecting with them
gracespelman.bsky.social
not going to lie…kind of obsessed with using Bluesky like a true microblog. something i used to do with twitter all the time & miss dearly!!!!
gracespelman.bsky.social
wondering how the surgeon who removed my tumor would feel about me currently drinking a beverage flavored “cosmic stardust”
gracespelman.bsky.social
what else…what else….
gracespelman.bsky.social
same. except i’m gonna start posting my bare ass here in addition
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Twitter's collapse will probably be disastrous for my professional life but on the other hand I'll be able to say things publicly without having to preemptively guard against the most psychotic, bad-faith readings imaginable