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bransonreese.bsky.social
Branson Reese
@bransonreese.bsky.social
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"Delightfully tacky, yet unrefined"
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Steve @bigtimedumbguy.bsky.social · 48m
Alien Earth caused me to listen to an entire Tool album and now swan boy is giving me the urge to listen to Incubus. I am under constant attack from the forces of nu metal
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 52m
"Back when they made REAL music not all this Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber CRAP"
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 57m
They played Ozzfest!
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Kyle David Rudy @kyru.net · 1h
More Noel's dick continuity.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Same. A Crow Left of the Murder really couldn't bring me back into the fold. Probably a me thing since I had turned 15 by that point, traditionally a dealbreaker for Incubus fans.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Somebody's ready to get pulled over "just because" five hundred times a week
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Everybody thank Luke for his work on swanboy.com right this INSTANT. The website would be smoldering rubble if not for him.
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Luke! @koltreg.bsky.social · 1h
*laughing out loud*
*dying on the inside*
An alt-text on the newest Swan Boy, "Make Yourself" that read "Sorry Luke". This is a reference to me, the person who is going to transcribe everything so the comic archives are searchable. This is also proof that Branson Reese has a soul and can feel guilt, despite rumors otherwise.
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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 1h
Me reading the latest Swan Boy, in which he reacquaints himself with Incubus' Make Yourself: "wait... am I Swan Boy?"
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Fair! I think for me the "aw they were just kids!" charm of Fungus Amongus wears VERY thin very quickly
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Hasturtium @messkatonic.bsky.social · 1h
This made me laugh out loud while eating breakfast in public earlier, thank you
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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goblinesque 🎃📼 @murielcook.bsky.social · 1h
he's right and he should say it
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Morning View's pretty good imo
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
Incubus is for the hivemind
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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1h
this is the literary equivalent of a sniper’s laser zeroing in on my forehead specifically
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
lol thank you
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 1h
lol
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you're not steampunk and i'm telling everyone @homarus.bsky.social · 2h
Swan Boy is one of the best things on the internet, bar none.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 16h
Wow good catch. That was supposed to be Balloon Boy. Apparently the Jake Gyllenhaal vehicle is never far from my thoughts
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 17h
I think he had ventured off the map that day
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Hexagonal Crank @hexagonalcrank.bsky.social · 17h
Wow. Lauren Boebert confirmed in the Swan-verse.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17
swanboy.com
Swan Boy driving a stolen Shriner car. The exhaust says swanboy.com, beckoning you to swanboy.com
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20h
I hope we find them so we can be like "good idea"
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D'ohMance Dawn @dohmancedawn.bsky.social · 20h
Someone on Bsky has suggested the Hitchhiker and then deleted their post on here. If that was you, let us know. We saw the suggestion, just not your name.
cc @bransonreese.bsky.social
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D'ohMance Dawn @dohmancedawn.bsky.social · 7d
Next episode of Dohmance Dawn, we will be joined by @bransonreese.bsky.social as we Return to Sabaody!
Which Simpsons character would you cast as Caribou?
You can suggest any unused Simpsons character up through Replaceable You (S23E4)
Caribou has awful vibes. He looks like he'd smell bad and feel bad. incredibly lanky wearing an awful cloak, long sleeves and just. Ugh. No thanks.
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20h
I guess I'm feeling a little less charitable than you!
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Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · 20h
That's my hope. The fact that multiple people reached out to me about it has my hackles slightly above sea level though
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