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He takes a pet like no problem. Right? Not afraid at all.

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Feb 11

i’m going to try being hot instead of depressed for a while

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 4h

this is my favorite lightning bolt song

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 15

if a weapon were formed against me i actually would let it prosper bc i am generous of spirit

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 18

you could learn a thing or two from the kid

2 panels from Achewood, wherein Philippe (who is 5) writes a story in which he puts on a sailor outfit and ends the Mafia.

His narration: “Later that night, sitting down with the president of the Mafia, the kid said how things would be from now on. ‘No more red wine. It makes you act out.’”

Panel 2 Narration: “The president slapped his forehead. ‘No wonner we been-a so grouchy!’
The kid poured him a glass of cold water. ‘I drink this stuff every day, and I am as nice as I have ever been,’ he said.”

THE KID: I get VERY nice on this stuff.

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 7h

oh i thought we meant like the vibes were receiving end of life care

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 7h

vibe hospice nurse

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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 10h

Right now, Donald Trump, Kash Patel, Kristi Noem, and other officials are participating in a panel about "Antifa," threatening to "destroy the entire organization [sic] from top to bottom."

This is a good time to revisit our guide to preparing for repression:

crimethinc.com/Safeguarding

President Trump Participates in a Roundtable on Antifa

President Trump holds a roundtable meeting on Antifa.

www.c-span.org

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Apr 18

the first song you learn to play on guitar is Brain Stew the first song you learn to play on bass is Dazed and Confused. that’s just the rule i didn’t make it up. i didn’t do shit

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11h

maybe it was the confluence of listening to it while also having started to use the computer by myself at this time which carried such an air of unspecified possibility, but i thought then and still think that Make Yourself somehow sounds like it was recorded two years from now

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11h

without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999

swan boy wearing headphones looking up and squinting as if in deep contemplation. the text in the corner indicates he is listening to Incubus’ song “Nowhere Fast.” in separate speech bubbles, he wonders aloud, “Is Incubus…” “The best band of all time?”

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 11h

without exaggeration, this is exactly what it was like to be a 12 year old boy in 1999

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Jan 9

a lot of motherfuckers got extremely lost in the sauce on what the “social” part of social media meant

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 23

it’s so disappointing by the way that we had to waste the phrase “porn bots” on social media accounts that steal nudes

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Dec 23

man even the pornbots are lame here

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

Look upon me i’ll show you the life of the mid

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 15h

incubus was like my favorite band through like high school not in the least because i thought if the kids who listened to deftones found out i listened to deftones they’d kick my ass

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 15h

this is the literary equivalent of a sniper’s laser zeroing in on my forehead specifically

Branson Reese @bransonreese.bsky.social · Sep 17

swanboy.com

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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 1d

In this week's FREE article, @seemoreevil.bsky.social makes a friend! An AI friend. Yes, he bought one of those AI necklaces and wore it for comedy science. Everyone read his article and say thank you, or I'm sorry. 1900hotdog.com/2025/10/upse...

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

hope benny johnson goes to utah soon

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

“AI” therapy:

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

I asked the Narcissism Exacerbater and it said I’m right, actually

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

“someone should do something” ass. bitch you work at the laws factory

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 1d

This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

so how’s the yankee game going

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

Look upon me i’ll show you the life of the mid

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

my experience seeing live bands in the 00s, watching guys who looked like they went to shows for a living post up directly in front of the band & stand stock still with their arms folded for the entire set, made me wonder if I was fundamentally misunderstanding the concept of liking music

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

i stopped going to shows when it became apparent that most people who go to shows seem to hate music and listening to it

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

i stopped going to shows when it became apparent that most people who go to shows seem to hate music and listening to it

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · 1d

i would sooner sign up with ICE before i ever played another borderlands that shit is rancid

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Mar 27

and all you’re doing about it is telling yourself “surely not this time” and then

a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Mar 27

adult life is like having a bucket of water thrown on you every time you leave a room

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a ancient man @saintchristopher.bsky.social · Jun 28

beginning to regularly engage in fitness for the first time at age 38 feels mostly like i’m bailing out water from a sinking canoe by the bucket

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