Glad a federal judge was able to work out that sending innocent people to a torture prison in another country is, in fact, illegal

Problem with this is a sorta catch-22 where nobody wants to switch to something else because everyone is on Facebook, and everyone's on Facebook because there's no good alternatives

He won't get it, $20 is no money to him. Even if he did he wouldn't care

Only issue is they make you cry when you chop them up, hopefully @theonion.com fixes this in the next update

I use proton VPN to take a little internet vacation to Canada

Sign the items and sell them as limited edition matt gray merch for 2x value