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Graf Baltar
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ArstenWest, Bremen, Germany
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This goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway:

"When he's finally gone, I'm gonna party like it's 1999."

And I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about it. 🖕😁🖕
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Ist der US-Botschafter einbestellt? Hat sich der Kanzler geäußert? Oder ist es der deutschen Regierung ganz Recht, wie und dass die Grundfesten der Demokratie, die Freiheit derjenigen, die sich gegen Hass und Repression einsetzen, zerstört und angegriffen werden?
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Meine #Klarname ist Erwin Lottemann und ich mach mit dem Papst gleich eine Boutique in Lüdenscheid auf!
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Can't be shared enough!
December 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Ready to do some kissing, Trump?!
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December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Get up! Get up! Another day of eating!
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Now that's funny 😂🤣
December 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I'd watch the hell out of that one, and not just at Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Seasons greetings.....☃️🌲
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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#GVerse LMAO!!! 🤣 USS #Shit4Brains
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Es wird Zeit, dass die EU amerikanische Unternehmen sanktioniert. Man könnte mit "X" anfangen.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Liebe Bundesregierung, hier ist eure To-do-Liste für die Weihnachtsfeiertage: US-Botschafter einbestellen, Einreisesperre für Musk und Zuckerberg verhängen, HateAid-Etat verdoppeln. Wer jetzt schweigt, kapituliert.
December 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Merry Christmas! I want this sweater lol.
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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SO THE GIRL THAT trump & epestein RAPED WAS FOUND SHOT WITH HER HEAD BLOWNED UP, SHE DID SAY SHE WAS AFRAID OF BEING KILLED, IF SHE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT, THE DRIVER ADVISE HER 2 GO 2 THE POLICE & SHE DID, THEN SHE WAS SHOT. SHE WAS RIGHT! NO WONDER trump IS FIGHTING SO HARD NOT 2 RELEASE THE FILES
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Look a Trump ass ship!
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December 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Herr Drumpf, dass sind aber 3 Wünsche auf einmal!
December 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Das ist kein Jim Beam!
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December 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This ain't no upwardly mobile freeway
Oh, no
This is the road to hell

😥
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When you die and wake up in hell:
music.apple.com/de/album/don...
„Don't Laugh (Live Raw Mix)“ von Winx bei Apple Music
Titel · 2013 · Dauer 8:31
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December 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Aufstehen und Avocado essen. Was tut man nicht alles für eine bessere Verdauung. 😉
December 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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When Black Excellence meets white mediocrity.
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's nighttime now
and there you have a fire!
#smallplots
December 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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11% of Americans think Trump is honest and trustworthy.

14% of Americans believe in Bigfoot. 🥴
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December 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM