John Daws
@grajillas.bsky.social
One day for him = One year for the paper ?
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
One day for him = One year for the paper ?
No one has seen Superman and Clark Kent at the same time, either.
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
No one has seen Superman and Clark Kent at the same time, either.
Reposted by John Daws
The price of a 2028 Trump-Kennedy center show (Lee Greenwood sings Neil Diamond) is sitting through a three hour time share presentation
February 2, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The price of a 2028 Trump-Kennedy center show (Lee Greenwood sings Neil Diamond) is sitting through a three hour time share presentation
What’s the difference between the President and a sack of shit?
Depends
Depends
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
What’s the difference between the President and a sack of shit?
Depends
Depends
Well at least we can be glad that Crime is at its lowest rate in 125 years. 🤦
February 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Well at least we can be glad that Crime is at its lowest rate in 125 years. 🤦
Guess what’s high in protein.
February 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Guess what’s high in protein.
As they say back home, I’m so proud for you.
February 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
As they say back home, I’m so proud for you.
1 (but Noem’s rat has Mar-a-Lago face)
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
1 (but Noem’s rat has Mar-a-Lago face)
My favorite British word is “articulated lorry.”
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
My favorite British word is “articulated lorry.”
A champion lickspittle!
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 PM
A champion lickspittle!
One would have to really hate foreigners not to see the atrocity here, I think.
January 19, 2026 at 9:38 PM
One would have to really hate foreigners not to see the atrocity here, I think.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
But only in North Carolina reportedly
January 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
But only in North Carolina reportedly
When New York had a separate police force for transportation, we would speak of “subway cops” and “surface cops.”
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
When New York had a separate police force for transportation, we would speak of “subway cops” and “surface cops.”
I need more information about the HR fainter.
January 11, 2026 at 7:40 PM
I need more information about the HR fainter.
(Nonetheless, Kalustyan’s is a treasure house.)
January 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
(Nonetheless, Kalustyan’s is a treasure house.)
Sung to the tune of “Dixie”
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Sung to the tune of “Dixie”
Don’t miss Joe E Brown in “Local Boy Makes Good” with Dorothy Lee, a First National and Vitaphone picture.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Don’t miss Joe E Brown in “Local Boy Makes Good” with Dorothy Lee, a First National and Vitaphone picture.
A more polite head of the Civil Rights Division would say “the H word.”
December 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A more polite head of the Civil Rights Division would say “the H word.”
Grenell should use the correct name:
“The Donald J. Trump and THE John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”
“The Donald J. Trump and THE John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Grenell should use the correct name:
“The Donald J. Trump and THE John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”
“The Donald J. Trump and THE John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts”