hazel shade
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christiane • she • late 20s • edie sedgwick bulimic priestess • the most interesting poster here
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They should make a show about my life called celibacy and the countryside
She sloop on my John B till I make pet sounds
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
She sloop on my John B till I make pet sounds
Tankies with the most wishy washy liberal feminist ideals are so fucking funny
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Tankies with the most wishy washy liberal feminist ideals are so fucking funny
Tumblr users are so funny just saw someone saying you’re a nazi if you don’t wear a mask but also that feminists were being too mean to men
January 18, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Tumblr users are so funny just saw someone saying you’re a nazi if you don’t wear a mask but also that feminists were being too mean to men
I missed Susan’s birthday….
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I missed Susan’s birthday….
I don’t deserve to be alive
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I don’t deserve to be alive
Might have some crisps
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Might have some crisps
I’m getting ads for that one show during my satc binge so I may have to break my #indifference and become a hater
January 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I’m getting ads for that one show during my satc binge so I may have to break my #indifference and become a hater
I don’t know if I can forgive Carrie and Miranda for confiscating charlottes vibrator because skipping an event where men are there to wank is absolutely acceptable behavior
January 13, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I don’t know if I can forgive Carrie and Miranda for confiscating charlottes vibrator because skipping an event where men are there to wank is absolutely acceptable behavior
They should make a show about my life called celibacy and the countryside
January 13, 2026 at 3:14 AM
They should make a show about my life called celibacy and the countryside
Coworker accidentally said lactating instead of salivating
January 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Coworker accidentally said lactating instead of salivating
Passed my eating disorder on to Arlo
January 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Passed my eating disorder on to Arlo
I’ll be real I don’t get fanfic
January 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I’ll be real I don’t get fanfic
Sometimes I get exposed to the side of the internet that thinks girls liking gay ships is wrong
January 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Sometimes I get exposed to the side of the internet that thinks girls liking gay ships is wrong
My prediction is for the lesbian bridgerton season is we get more vague self acceptance platitudes and no sex scenes
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
My prediction is for the lesbian bridgerton season is we get more vague self acceptance platitudes and no sex scenes
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💫 01/08/1947 - 01/10/2016 💫
Millions of us had our lives changed because of David Bowie. He showed us “the importance of distinctive, 🕊️ disobedient imaginative actions, if we only care to try.” Blazing a trail of musical trends, reinventing himself sustained by an intellectual curiosity.
Millions of us had our lives changed because of David Bowie. He showed us “the importance of distinctive, 🕊️ disobedient imaginative actions, if we only care to try.” Blazing a trail of musical trends, reinventing himself sustained by an intellectual curiosity.
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 PM
💫 01/08/1947 - 01/10/2016 💫
Millions of us had our lives changed because of David Bowie. He showed us “the importance of distinctive, 🕊️ disobedient imaginative actions, if we only care to try.” Blazing a trail of musical trends, reinventing himself sustained by an intellectual curiosity.
Millions of us had our lives changed because of David Bowie. He showed us “the importance of distinctive, 🕊️ disobedient imaginative actions, if we only care to try.” Blazing a trail of musical trends, reinventing himself sustained by an intellectual curiosity.
Me? Out and proud aroace and lesbian in denial
January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Me? Out and proud aroace and lesbian in denial
I often forget my sister is bi not straight and this is because the only woman she’s dated was my old boss who fired me
January 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I often forget my sister is bi not straight and this is because the only woman she’s dated was my old boss who fired me
I think Olivia Cooke is going to age like Isabelle Huppert
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I think Olivia Cooke is going to age like Isabelle Huppert
The other night fell asleep writing horny lesbian poetry
January 10, 2026 at 8:15 PM
The other night fell asleep writing horny lesbian poetry
I think she did it but I just can’t prove it
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I think she did it but I just can’t prove it
TRIGGERED by my dad. #supportivebulimiafather title Revoked
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 AM
TRIGGERED by my dad. #supportivebulimiafather title Revoked
Choosing christiane as my ename now
January 4, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Choosing christiane as my ename now
Me being the best poster isn’t me being up my own arse. I’m not ever that good just everyone else is worse
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Me being the best poster isn’t me being up my own arse. I’m not ever that good just everyone else is worse
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What if Dan and Phil are pretending to be gay
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
What if Dan and Phil are pretending to be gay