Billi Ⓐ🤝☭
@grandtheftcondom.bsky.social
Imagine a sentient potato that has enough depression to be funny about it. They/them
I'm bringing in the new year with a cherry meatloaf thanks to one of my favorite comic artists @acerotiburon.bsky.social and my family is both excited and horrified.
(There will be pizza on standby)
(There will be pizza on standby)
December 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'm bringing in the new year with a cherry meatloaf thanks to one of my favorite comic artists @acerotiburon.bsky.social and my family is both excited and horrified.
(There will be pizza on standby)
(There will be pizza on standby)
Them: Gee, Billi, why do you watch The Fall of the House of Usher at least once a week? Isn't it fucked up that that's your comfort show?
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Them: Gee, Billi, why do you watch The Fall of the House of Usher at least once a week? Isn't it fucked up that that's your comfort show?
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Me: it's a story about the corrupt elite actually getting consequences for their heinous actions. OF COURSE it's my comfort show!
Give me a gritty rated R Captain Planet reboot you cowards
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Give me a gritty rated R Captain Planet reboot you cowards
I have TV on for background sound right now and someone was talking about tagged monarchs (referring to butterfly research) and my stupid ass single-celled brain pictured someone fitting a radio collar onto King Charles before letting him roam the United Kingdom.
August 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have TV on for background sound right now and someone was talking about tagged monarchs (referring to butterfly research) and my stupid ass single-celled brain pictured someone fitting a radio collar onto King Charles before letting him roam the United Kingdom.
Watching Bone Tomahawk with no prior knowledge other than it's a rough watch.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
May 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Watching Bone Tomahawk with no prior knowledge other than it's a rough watch.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
Hoping it's a horror with Western flair and not a Western with horror elements.
The masculine urge to do a little face mask and drink hot chocolate.
April 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The masculine urge to do a little face mask and drink hot chocolate.
I read The Handmaid's Tale for the first time. I highly recommend it. It was well-written and also I'm having a small panic attack.
March 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I read The Handmaid's Tale for the first time. I highly recommend it. It was well-written and also I'm having a small panic attack.
We deserve a better living
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
March 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
We deserve a better living
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
Than the one that lies ahead
Make the best of what we're given
We'll know peace when we are dead
"Here's to tomorrow,
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
February 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
"Here's to tomorrow,
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
Because today was a b*tch
But I didn't end up in jail
Or dead in a ditch"
This is so fucking sad.
SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE!
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! She was a child who unalived herself after months of bullying about deportation from her 6th grade classmates!
www.newsweek.com/texas-school...
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! She was a child who unalived herself after months of bullying about deportation from her 6th grade classmates!
www.newsweek.com/texas-school...
Texas schoolgirl takes her own life after bullies threaten to call ICE
Jocelynn Rojo Carranza ended her life after enduring months of bullying from her sixth-grade classmates, who targeted her over her family's immigration status.
www.newsweek.com
February 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is so fucking sad.
We tried to call it cheddar, but other countries saw how false that was and dubbed it American cheese.
"America is so great" then why did we put our name on the worst cheese?
February 16, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We tried to call it cheddar, but other countries saw how false that was and dubbed it American cheese.
Donut crawled into bed with me this morning. We cuddled for a bit and then she awkwardly laid on my legs. When I sat up to adjust her, she took my spot by the pillows. Little thief.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
February 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Donut crawled into bed with me this morning. We cuddled for a bit and then she awkwardly laid on my legs. When I sat up to adjust her, she took my spot by the pillows. Little thief.
#CatsOfBluesky
#CatsOfBluesky
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Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
December 31, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Happy 25th Anniversary to those who remember...
I made two new year's resolutions. I'm gonna do 52 potatoes, where I make a different potato dish every week for the whole year. Also, I'm finally gonna sit down and watch an episode of Dr Who every weeknight my partner works.
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
January 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I made two new year's resolutions. I'm gonna do 52 potatoes, where I make a different potato dish every week for the whole year. Also, I'm finally gonna sit down and watch an episode of Dr Who every weeknight my partner works.
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
Pretty excited tbh.
#NewYear #resolutions
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🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 AM
🚨 ONLY 364 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS 🚨
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Happy Boxing Day to everyone except Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.
December 26, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Happy Boxing Day to everyone except Mike Tyson and Jake Paul.
I'm watching the Christmas musical masterpiece Scrooge (1970) and damn it might be my favorite Christmas movie.
December 26, 2024 at 7:31 AM
I'm watching the Christmas musical masterpiece Scrooge (1970) and damn it might be my favorite Christmas movie.
How do I tell my partner I'm in love with a boy?
The boy in question:
(his name is Pudding!)
The boy in question:
(his name is Pudding!)
December 14, 2024 at 10:51 PM
How do I tell my partner I'm in love with a boy?
The boy in question:
(his name is Pudding!)
The boy in question:
(his name is Pudding!)
Well the little Christmas miracle is in my bathroom. Mistletoe has stopped yelling and is hunkering down behind the toilet. Calling the vet first thing Monday. Enjoy a seasonal Mistletoe blep.
December 14, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Well the little Christmas miracle is in my bathroom. Mistletoe has stopped yelling and is hunkering down behind the toilet. Calling the vet first thing Monday. Enjoy a seasonal Mistletoe blep.
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Announcing:
🦆 A Waddleful Life 🐤🐤🐤
A sweet little game where you play as a duck raising ducklings.
Wishlist now on Steam!
#indiegame
🦆 A Waddleful Life 🐤🐤🐤
A sweet little game where you play as a duck raising ducklings.
Wishlist now on Steam!
#indiegame
September 24, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Announcing:
🦆 A Waddleful Life 🐤🐤🐤
A sweet little game where you play as a duck raising ducklings.
Wishlist now on Steam!
#indiegame
🦆 A Waddleful Life 🐤🐤🐤
A sweet little game where you play as a duck raising ducklings.
Wishlist now on Steam!
#indiegame
Looks like I'm rescuing a cat tomorrow. I tried getting them today but they're hiding out in an old building. Tomorrow we'll set a live trap and try and get them to the vet. If I can keep them, I'm calling them Mistletoe, the Christmas Miracle.
December 13, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Looks like I'm rescuing a cat tomorrow. I tried getting them today but they're hiding out in an old building. Tomorrow we'll set a live trap and try and get them to the vet. If I can keep them, I'm calling them Mistletoe, the Christmas Miracle.
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If there's a problem in this world, there's a billionaire behind it.
December 10, 2024 at 2:56 AM
If there's a problem in this world, there's a billionaire behind it.
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This whole Luigi Libertarian thing makes me finally understand the whole “separate the art from the artist” thing.
December 10, 2024 at 2:50 AM
This whole Luigi Libertarian thing makes me finally understand the whole “separate the art from the artist” thing.
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Fantasy World building videos: here’s how to build your world starting from chemical composition so everything makes sense
Terry Pratchett: yeah so anyway it was Christmas on the space turtle and death was fucking up big time.
Terry Pratchett: yeah so anyway it was Christmas on the space turtle and death was fucking up big time.
December 10, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Fantasy World building videos: here’s how to build your world starting from chemical composition so everything makes sense
Terry Pratchett: yeah so anyway it was Christmas on the space turtle and death was fucking up big time.
Terry Pratchett: yeah so anyway it was Christmas on the space turtle and death was fucking up big time.