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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Golly gee willickers Batman what a perplexing mystery
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Golly gee willickers Batman what a perplexing mystery
All this endless whinging about the East Wing is going to look silly when the midterms are two months away and the REAL funky stinkers start dropping in
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
All this endless whinging about the East Wing is going to look silly when the midterms are two months away and the REAL funky stinkers start dropping in
Golf but endzone celebrations are permitted
October 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Golf but endzone celebrations are permitted
October 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The system works! Democracy! Institutions! USA! USA!
August 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The system works! Democracy! Institutions! USA! USA!
TIL the constitution can be opted out of
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
TIL the constitution can be opted out of
Trump is going to attend Les Mis this week and I don’t even have a joke for this
June 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Trump is going to attend Les Mis this week and I don’t even have a joke for this
How come the party of fiscal responsibility never looks for ways to increase revenue (in addition to decreasing expenses)?
May 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
How come the party of fiscal responsibility never looks for ways to increase revenue (in addition to decreasing expenses)?
Laughed out loud when I found out that Johnson had to give Chip Roy a spot on the budget committee, in anticipation of this exact scenario.
May 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Laughed out loud when I found out that Johnson had to give Chip Roy a spot on the budget committee, in anticipation of this exact scenario.
Rand Paul’s entire career in two sentences
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Rand Paul’s entire career in two sentences
But her emails
March 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
But her emails
Ask the people of East Palestine, OH if they feel “burdened” by government regulations
March 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Ask the people of East Palestine, OH if they feel “burdened” by government regulations
I hope everyone that worked to keep Biden away from TV cameras in ‘23 and ‘24 is proud of themselves right now.
February 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I hope everyone that worked to keep Biden away from TV cameras in ‘23 and ‘24 is proud of themselves right now.
If you think any amount of sob stories about young people losing their dream jobs because of DOGE cuts is going to matter to Trump’s base, then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of who those people are and what matters to them. Please stop wasting everyone’s time.
February 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
If you think any amount of sob stories about young people losing their dream jobs because of DOGE cuts is going to matter to Trump’s base, then you have a fundamental misunderstanding of who those people are and what matters to them. Please stop wasting everyone’s time.
Bit of a dick move to announce that you aren’t running for reelection and vote to confirm Kash Patel on the same day, but I guess that’s on brand
February 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Bit of a dick move to announce that you aren’t running for reelection and vote to confirm Kash Patel on the same day, but I guess that’s on brand
Except nowadays It feels like I’m being bombarded with everyone, including myself, asking why I keep doing unhealthy things that I hate doing, and why don’t I have higher expectations for myself?
February 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Except nowadays It feels like I’m being bombarded with everyone, including myself, asking why I keep doing unhealthy things that I hate doing, and why don’t I have higher expectations for myself?
I couldn’t tell you how many different versions of “Just keep doing everything you hate doing, maybe try to lower your expectations a bit, and I’m sure everything will be fine eventually” I heard from my family as a kid
February 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I couldn’t tell you how many different versions of “Just keep doing everything you hate doing, maybe try to lower your expectations a bit, and I’m sure everything will be fine eventually” I heard from my family as a kid
How can I donate my imagination to science? I’m sure it would be of more use to someone in a white lab coat than it is to me
February 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
How can I donate my imagination to science? I’m sure it would be of more use to someone in a white lab coat than it is to me
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Opinion | The Democratic Party needs new faces
by Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, and James Carville
by Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, and James Carville
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Opinion | The Democratic Party needs new faces
by Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, and James Carville
by Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, and James Carville
Here’s the story that Trump doesn’t want you to read today
Danielle R. Sassoon, Manhattan’s acting U.S. attorney, resigned on Thursday rather than obey a Justice Department order that she drop a corruption case against New York City’s mayor, Eric Adams, that she had championed, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.
Manhattan’s Federal Prosecutor Quits After Adams Case Is Ordered Dropped (Gift Article)
Danielle R. Sassoon, the interim U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, quit after the Justice Department told her to withdraw corruption charges against Mayor Eric Adams.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Here’s the story that Trump doesn’t want you to read today
(Retroactive) Things that do not bring down the price of groceries 2/10 edition: Pardoning Blagojevich
February 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
(Retroactive) Things that do not bring down the price of groceries 2/10 edition: Pardoning Blagojevich