As usual, the Onion got out in front on this one
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As usual, the Onion got out in front on this one
I guess it’s a sign of how old I am, but I miss the days that produced artifacts like this
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I guess it’s a sign of how old I am, but I miss the days that produced artifacts like this
Which side are you on boy?
September 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Which side are you on boy?
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I just realized that Trump and I have something in common. If we’re not happy with our hair in the morning and feeling too lazy to fix it, then a baseball hat it is. (But mine has a picture of Nixon on it.)
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I just realized that Trump and I have something in common. If we’re not happy with our hair in the morning and feeling too lazy to fix it, then a baseball hat it is. (But mine has a picture of Nixon on it.)
I love when AI gives me two different answers on the same page.
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I love when AI gives me two different answers on the same page.
I don’t know nothing about no tariffs, but if HMart gets affected, shit’s gonna go down.
August 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t know nothing about no tariffs, but if HMart gets affected, shit’s gonna go down.
OMG, we’ve made the big time!
July 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
OMG, we’ve made the big time!
It’s a great day for it
July 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s a great day for it
The “Alcatraz” gives it away.
June 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The “Alcatraz” gives it away.
5-dimensional chess
June 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
5-dimensional chess
Walter Brooks’ Freddy the Pig series is the best.
June 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Walter Brooks’ Freddy the Pig series is the best.
Is that Mongo from Blazing Saddles? Sure talks like him.
April 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Is that Mongo from Blazing Saddles? Sure talks like him.
Singapore warns molesters that they may be caned (which sounds extremely unpleasant)
November 30, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Singapore warns molesters that they may be caned (which sounds extremely unpleasant)
I don’t know: feeling pretty liberated in Colorado already
October 11, 2024 at 10:41 PM
I don’t know: feeling pretty liberated in Colorado already
City of Brotherly Love (except cops)
May 9, 2024 at 7:40 PM
City of Brotherly Love (except cops)
The double PLEASE
means he’s on his knees
means he’s on his knees
April 23, 2024 at 4:37 PM
The double PLEASE
means he’s on his knees
means he’s on his knees
Also in the realm of coffee: this single cup pour-over funnel
February 10, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Also in the realm of coffee: this single cup pour-over funnel