Grateful Human ❌👑
gratefulhuman.bsky.social
Grateful Human ❌👑
@gratefulhuman.bsky.social
Here for the lulz
If you’ve never heard this version…
Highly recommended

youtu.be/Q0JkTIKm2iY?...
Yes - America as recorded in the studio
YouTube video by mcouzijn
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
💯
But selfishly, I don’t want to give up Neguse as my rep.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
They’re worse than I remember

youtu.be/r3IH4Hf3yQA?...
1986 HP Business Computing Systems "What if..." TV Commercials
YouTube video by ewjxn
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Things are going to change.
I can feel it.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Are you old enough to remember “At Hewlett-Packard, we never stop asking ‘What if…?’”

I primarily remember it because I was employed there at the time
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I got $1000 to put up to name it the Obamadrome.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
To be honest I’m kinda glad. It would’ve sucked to see ICE traipsing through the woods hunting Canadian wolves.

Now, about the geese…
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Pure gold!
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He’s got such a hard-on for a war that he read “warp speed” as “war speed”.
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If he’s a “man’s man” shouldn’t he be on Grindr instead?
November 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Until then, it’s you the consumer who will be paying a “steep price”.
November 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It’s probably made up, but RFK said “million” at a different point in the press conference, so Droz just inadvertently multiplied by 1000.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I heard him as saying billions (with a B). That’s about 400 pounds per person so you all better get to it.

Numeracy has never been a strong point of the current administration.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
F all the way off for not congratulating one of last night’s big winners
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Why not both?
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I enter my phone number so I can get the deals, so my shopping is not entirely anonymous. But…. (and please don’t rat me out) at Safeway I use my son’s number so that makes me guilty of grocery fraud.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Quite ironic since the Republicans are the people who actually hate America as it is and are crawling over themselves to destroy it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
SPOILER ALERT: Correct about Ripper. Happens after he asks Mandrake about torture. It’s his way of ensuring he doesn’t reveal the recall code.

(# of times I’ve seen the movie is definitely double digits)
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It’s Major Kong (Slim Pickens) who rides the bomb.
November 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
That’s weird: I had him as a shoo-in to replace Jalen Hurts as Eagles QB
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Little known? Golly, I see about a dozen brands of this “secret ingredient” every time I walk into H-Mart.

What’s next? Sesame oil? Chili crisp? MSG?
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wired headphones. Smh
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
As usual, the Onion got out in front on this one
October 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“Make it beautiful.”

Guess he’s never seen The Oculus
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM