gravyhands.bsky.social
@gravyhands.bsky.social
Voted goofiest ball 🏈🏆
Them giggling about us, the little people, having rights…
Nuremberg can’t come soon enough
February 3, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Just canceled my Amazon account and ChatGPT - already canceled Disney last month 😊

Fuck billionaires
February 2, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Fun fact!
1 isn’t a prime number
February 2, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I don’t think I ever even had birthday parties
February 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It’s like reverse Pac-Man
a pixel art drawing of a toilet with a pac man behind it
Alt: an animation of a door labeled “toilet” opening, revealing Pac-Man on the potty
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
How many flaming butts can we expect, exactly?
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ok. I won’t.

Good stuff tho, right?
January 29, 2026 at 1:07 AM
“hearing loss causing machine”
for a 1¢ word
“whistle”

Also - do you practice this 💩 in the mirror?
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
They hate veterans.

They remind them of what they’ll never be - respected.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 AM
My mom was that way. She one of the most bullheaded and unreachable people I can imagine - literally refused to talk about politics whatsoever for decades - but I’m getting through.

It’s slow. It’s uncomfortable. You need trust first. And you need to convince them it’s bigger than red vs blue.
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 PM
And obviously already roughed up
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM