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Voted goofiest ball 🏈🏆
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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Prove that you're human song
October 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Yes NATO.
No pedo.
Mood in Nuuk, Greenland today.
January 25, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Band together (with other newscasters/whoever) and disobey your bosses. Your job is to pull at the thread until the story unravels. Your job is to find the truth.

Do your job.
A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
UnAmerican. Despicable.
!!!!

"Aides to Todd Blanche directed the U.S. Atty’s office and FBI agents based in MN to shut down a civil rights investigation into an officer’s fatal shooting of Renee Good and instead alter it to probe Good for possible criminal liability, according to three people briefed on the discussions."
January 24, 2026 at 6:42 AM
In case you needed any reminder that *checks notes* fascism is bad…
Two women trained as first responders were abducted by three ICE agents. One of the agents starts seizing. The other two don’t know what to do. The women jump into action and save the agent’s life, only to be re-handcuffed and processed.

www.startribune.com/detained-by-...
Detained by ICE, two women became first responders during agent’s seizure
The women say they guided agents through the emergency, later raising concerns about medical protocols, weapons safety and accountability.
www.startribune.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 AM
This could’ve been me
In October, ICE grabbed Maher Tarabishi.

He was a 24/7 caregiver for his disabled son Wael.

At the time of Maher’s detention, disability advocates warned that taking away Wael’s caregiver put his life at risk.

Wael died on Friday at age 30.

ICE caused his death.

They didn’t get to say goodbye.
Disabled son of ICE detainee dies after 30 days of hospitalization
It had been months since Wael Tarabishi seen his father. The family is calling on ICE to release Maher Tarabishi so he may attend his son's funeral.
www.wfaa.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I thought all Men (humans) were created equal. If my parents rushed me to the hospital and we all got arrested, I’d be dead now.

Yay Republicans.
January 24, 2026 at 6:32 AM
My whole life:
the world isn’t black and white
the world’s a spectrum
everything is shades of gray

Now:
I see only red
I dream only of Nuremberg
Y’all gon’ hang
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance

Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
This person is undergoing torture.

They are pinned down by multiple men with federal funding and chemicals released directly into their eyes, mouth, face.

The time for calm is WELL past.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it

Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Dr. Evil, competency and all
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.

Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”

Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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ICE “rules” include:

1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever

2. They get to murder you because they got mad
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Lives rent-free
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears
it was their final, most essential command
- one nine eight four
NEWS: Trump says the Smithsonian is “WOKE” and “OUT OF CONTROL” because they talk about “how bad slavery was,” and says he has instructed his attorneys to stop this at museums in D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pfft! the ole farts
What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM