I swear hank is my sleep paralysis demon
You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
June 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I swear hank is my sleep paralysis demon
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Today my eight year old referred to himself as a “parkourist.” Thats lovely, but he is not.
June 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Today my eight year old referred to himself as a “parkourist.” Thats lovely, but he is not.
If someone you know works nights, just switch am and pm for how you perceive time with them. For *reasons* people think I'm chilling all day when I say I work at 11pm. Incorrect. Consider it like I work at 11am. Why would you call me at 2-4am knowing I work at 11 am? Or 2pm when I work at 11pm??
June 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If someone you know works nights, just switch am and pm for how you perceive time with them. For *reasons* people think I'm chilling all day when I say I work at 11pm. Incorrect. Consider it like I work at 11am. Why would you call me at 2-4am knowing I work at 11 am? Or 2pm when I work at 11pm??
Meulin got her eye removed today, and after a lot of allergic reactions and very scary moments, she is home. My fiancé has been watching her while I'm at work, and I'm so glad she seems to be doing better.
June 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Meulin got her eye removed today, and after a lot of allergic reactions and very scary moments, she is home. My fiancé has been watching her while I'm at work, and I'm so glad she seems to be doing better.
Accidentally avoiding friends and family for months at a time is wild. Like I have no energy to talk to people or hang out but also aw, I want to talk to people. Oof owie ouch.
June 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Accidentally avoiding friends and family for months at a time is wild. Like I have no energy to talk to people or hang out but also aw, I want to talk to people. Oof owie ouch.
I hate being sick. What the heck, body. Chill out so we can make money.
April 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I hate being sick. What the heck, body. Chill out so we can make money.
Finally got rid of all meta apps. Fuck, that was the worst app I've ever been addicted to. I hated it. Like somehow it was worse than tiktok? How do you fail so miserably as a social media app that I'm more upset that I'm on instagram compared to tiktok??
March 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Finally got rid of all meta apps. Fuck, that was the worst app I've ever been addicted to. I hated it. Like somehow it was worse than tiktok? How do you fail so miserably as a social media app that I'm more upset that I'm on instagram compared to tiktok??
Boycott for as long as you can. Today and after today. This includes canceling your Google one subscription or your walmart + account.
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Boycott for as long as you can. Today and after today. This includes canceling your Google one subscription or your walmart + account.
Reposted by Lark/Grayson C
“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
www.nytimes.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“People will die, but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
Your friendly reminder: Cops don't follow the law. That includes ICE. They will not care if you know your rights, they know what they can do. Be aware and be safe. Good luck.
#unitedstates #acab #allegedly #orange
#unitedstates #acab #allegedly #orange
January 25, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Your friendly reminder: Cops don't follow the law. That includes ICE. They will not care if you know your rights, they know what they can do. Be aware and be safe. Good luck.
#unitedstates #acab #allegedly #orange
#unitedstates #acab #allegedly #orange
Reposted by Lark/Grayson C
Reposted by Lark/Grayson C
Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.
I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.
I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.
Finally getting rid of Facebook. I'm stressed about everything but it's fine.
January 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Finally getting rid of Facebook. I'm stressed about everything but it's fine.