grayson
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Last Flat Fuck Four Friday. Weird mix, Frankenstein disappointing
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last Flat Fuck Four Friday. Weird mix, Frankenstein disappointing
There was a good 15 year period where books like these would sell millions of copies, an unquenchable public thirst for benign observational humor
November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There was a good 15 year period where books like these would sell millions of copies, an unquenchable public thirst for benign observational humor
Editor: You get those photos of Henry Kissinger and the Harlem Globetrotters?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Editor: You get those photos of Henry Kissinger and the Harlem Globetrotters?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking stupid just like you asked
If you lock eyes with 1960s Mr Potato Head you die within 7 days
November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If you lock eyes with 1960s Mr Potato Head you die within 7 days
Top 5 movie genres:
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
November 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Top 5 movie genres:
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
Dinosaurs are back (bad)
Dinosaurs are back (good)
Dinosaurs are back (funny)
Dinosaurs are back (Christmas)
Dinosaurs are back (a dinosaur's story)
a fun thing about doing research for a history blog is stumbling on stuff like this fucking demented plan for a 4th of July Party (from "Parties for Young Americans", 1940). I apologize for posting 6 real pages from a book but try reading this and not picturing a Get Out-style descent into madness
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
a fun thing about doing research for a history blog is stumbling on stuff like this fucking demented plan for a 4th of July Party (from "Parties for Young Americans", 1940). I apologize for posting 6 real pages from a book but try reading this and not picturing a Get Out-style descent into madness
I don't want to go LEAF PEEPING I want to go REEF KEEPING (one lander but I have brainstorm so no mulligan)
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don't want to go LEAF PEEPING I want to go REEF KEEPING (one lander but I have brainstorm so no mulligan)
First post up tomorrow! A little peek ;)
November 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First post up tomorrow! A little peek ;)
watched Alucarda tonight and knew I recognized those nun costumes from somewhere
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
watched Alucarda tonight and knew I recognized those nun costumes from somewhere
I bet this feels so good if you're a plane
October 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I bet this feels so good if you're a plane
Imo you can feel good about the No Kings protest without a sneering disdain for the people doing it. "Good for those idiots" is not a savvy take, it just makes you sound like someone primarily concerned with your persona as a hardened poster
October 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Imo you can feel good about the No Kings protest without a sneering disdain for the people doing it. "Good for those idiots" is not a savvy take, it just makes you sound like someone primarily concerned with your persona as a hardened poster
yeah I'm into unboxing videos
October 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yeah I'm into unboxing videos
want to give special props for whoever chose the thumbnails on pbs.org for the reruns of forgotten public television gameshow "The Pennsylvania Game"
October 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
want to give special props for whoever chose the thumbnails on pbs.org for the reruns of forgotten public television gameshow "The Pennsylvania Game"
I don't hate anything as much as men in the 90s hated new ways of drinking coffee
September 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don't hate anything as much as men in the 90s hated new ways of drinking coffee
Sorry you all must have misheard me, I said you're getting one of these
September 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Sorry you all must have misheard me, I said you're getting one of these
I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!
September 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I tell ya, it's getting dangerous out there. They're punishing comedians just for telling jokes. So I tell my wife, I'm not suicidal. If I die, it's because someone killed me. She turns to me and says, don't worry, honey, I'll be the first to know!