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if that’s your girl why she pee on my wee til i’m her man….wait hold on a second
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if that’s your girl why she pee on my wee til i’m her man….wait hold on a second
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remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
shoutout to the people that put graphics in during sports broadcasts. it’s like having tooltips but for football
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
shoutout to the people that put graphics in during sports broadcasts. it’s like having tooltips but for football
shout out my girl scheherazade that woman had a THOUSAND tales.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
shout out my girl scheherazade that woman had a THOUSAND tales.
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my longest THIS WOULD FIX ME ever
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
my longest THIS WOULD FIX ME ever
i wanted to add bike pics but i totally forgot (consequences of tweeting from the comfy chair)
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wanted to add bike pics but i totally forgot (consequences of tweeting from the comfy chair)
new pic from the new comfy chair in the Smoking Weed Corner of my apartment
November 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
new pic from the new comfy chair in the Smoking Weed Corner of my apartment
so much of my life these days consists of “welp, that’s how it is i guess” and moving on. it’s a lot more peaceful but at the same time i’m like. really bored.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
so much of my life these days consists of “welp, that’s how it is i guess” and moving on. it’s a lot more peaceful but at the same time i’m like. really bored.
remember phones that had built in pens? what was up with that
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
remember phones that had built in pens? what was up with that
i don’t know what an em dash is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i don’t know what an em dash is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask
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People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
People under 30 aren't having sex & look way older & haggard because they're not doing the running man in Z Cavariccis with hi-top fades in Italian loafers with their boys to a Teddy Riley type beat
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is the cure to male loneliness pre-ordering my book?
November 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
is the cure to male loneliness pre-ordering my book?
envisioning a british person listening to midwest emo and it’s making me laugh.
November 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
envisioning a british person listening to midwest emo and it’s making me laugh.
unsportsmanlike conduct for…bear hugging the goal post???? ridiculous
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
unsportsmanlike conduct for…bear hugging the goal post???? ridiculous
defensive? delay of game?
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
defensive? delay of game?
in chicago with the sole purpose of starting a fight with the cashier when he hands me a slice of deep dish instead of normal pizza
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
in chicago with the sole purpose of starting a fight with the cashier when he hands me a slice of deep dish instead of normal pizza
you’re telling me the entire town of tupelo, mississippi has ONE uncle?
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
you’re telling me the entire town of tupelo, mississippi has ONE uncle?
taking an edible and fucking time skipping to the next morning
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
taking an edible and fucking time skipping to the next morning
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if that’s your girl why her head rest on my seat in the car
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if that’s your girl why her head rest on my seat in the car
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
I come on this app once every few weeks to drop unfunny post and leave. No I will not change
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I come on this app once every few weeks to drop unfunny post and leave. No I will not change
call me charles richter the way I got her legs quakin
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
call me charles richter the way I got her legs quakin
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final score
broncos 33
giants 32
broncos 33
giants 32
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
final score
broncos 33
giants 32
broncos 33
giants 32