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But I want more than a touch I want you to reach me
And show me all the things no one else can see
~John Popper from Blues Traveler
And show me all the things no one else can see
~John Popper from Blues Traveler
Why would you ever need anyone around today balance a checkbook. It's done automatically online. That would be an insane thing to teach someone. They learn how to add and subtract still!
It's 2026.
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do:
* Dial a rotary telephone
* Tell time from an analog clock
* Read or write cursive
* Decipher Roman numerals
* Navigate with a paper map or use a compass
* Balance a checkbook
(Please add more below)
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Why would you ever need anyone around today balance a checkbook. It's done automatically online. That would be an insane thing to teach someone. They learn how to add and subtract still!
In the Louisiana tech and coastal Carolina game some player decided to just run come off the sideline to make a tackle!!! Something new every day.
December 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
In the Louisiana tech and coastal Carolina game some player decided to just run come off the sideline to make a tackle!!! Something new every day.
My buddy made me this mug and it rules.
December 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
My buddy made me this mug and it rules.
Cars are evil. Took the water taxi to pike place market today with the wife and it's so nice on the waterfront now that we removed a fucking highway.
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Cars are evil. Took the water taxi to pike place market today with the wife and it's so nice on the waterfront now that we removed a fucking highway.
If you are at all aggressive you can rule the Pacific Northwest. All we know if passive aggression. If someone told me to beat it I would! I would then tell all my friends about the rudest person ever and how I made a snide remark under my breath as I left. That's how we roll.
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you are at all aggressive you can rule the Pacific Northwest. All we know if passive aggression. If someone told me to beat it I would! I would then tell all my friends about the rudest person ever and how I made a snide remark under my breath as I left. That's how we roll.
It's pretty cool all stoner metal bands agreed on a list of about 5 words every band name needs: witch, wizard, acid, dope, and weed. You can use other words but one of those have to be in it. Probably bong too
December 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
It's pretty cool all stoner metal bands agreed on a list of about 5 words every band name needs: witch, wizard, acid, dope, and weed. You can use other words but one of those have to be in it. Probably bong too
It'd be funny if the god in question was the light of Allah.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It'd be funny if the god in question was the light of Allah.
Gonna make a "come and take them" bumper sticker but for children's Tylenol
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gonna make a "come and take them" bumper sticker but for children's Tylenol
Being a prestige journalist must be the easiest job in the world if she just got fired. I can barely fuck anyone associated with my work without getting fired.
Breaking: Vanity Fair and Olivia Nuzzi agreed to part ways after new revelations and allegations about an affair with RFK Jr. and her behavior while reporting on him.
Exclusive | Vanity Fair to Part Ways With Journalist Olivia Nuzzi
Nuzzi’s contract with Vanity Fair expires at year-end, following new allegations and revelations about her conduct while she reported on Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Being a prestige journalist must be the easiest job in the world if she just got fired. I can barely fuck anyone associated with my work without getting fired.
Can AI win at chess yet?
Whenever you're annoyed with Bluesky, click over to LinkedIn remember things can be much, much dumber.
December 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can AI win at chess yet?
Tired of people asking me what it's like to fly the space shuttle. It rules! Duh
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Tired of people asking me what it's like to fly the space shuttle. It rules! Duh
James dean 🤗
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
James dean 🤗
A functioning government would ban loud motorcycles. Straight to jail for revving your bike.
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A functioning government would ban loud motorcycles. Straight to jail for revving your bike.
Imagine showing these ancient people a Segway
One of the 4000-year-old well-preserved wagons unearthed in the Lchashen village in the vicinity of Lake Sevan. Made of oak, they are the oldest known wagons in the world.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Imagine showing these ancient people a Segway
If stores played better music than the same 20 pop songs I'd ve more empathetic to people complaining about Christmas music but like what are you missing out on?
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If stores played better music than the same 20 pop songs I'd ve more empathetic to people complaining about Christmas music but like what are you missing out on?
Shoutout to the people who don't believe in the yeti but do believe in Bigfoot. "Obviously large hirsute human like beings are real but they would not survive the cold of the Himalayas."
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Shoutout to the people who don't believe in the yeti but do believe in Bigfoot. "Obviously large hirsute human like beings are real but they would not survive the cold of the Himalayas."
People can argue thanksgiving food but I have the ultimate opinion which is dessert is bad. Not that good and bad for you. If I'm gonna eat more food at a meal I'd rather just have a small bit of a different entree. Finish my lasagna and then try the gnocchi for dessert.
November 25, 2025 at 8:56 PM
People can argue thanksgiving food but I have the ultimate opinion which is dessert is bad. Not that good and bad for you. If I'm gonna eat more food at a meal I'd rather just have a small bit of a different entree. Finish my lasagna and then try the gnocchi for dessert.
Like this is a trash account but why is this AI? You can get normal pictures of them!
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Like this is a trash account but why is this AI? You can get normal pictures of them!
It's kind of fucked no one played me a rum-pa-pum-pum when I had my kid.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
It's kind of fucked no one played me a rum-pa-pum-pum when I had my kid.
Because it's a banger
If we had to hear “Baby Shark” everywhere we went for two whole months out of the year we’d throw a fit, right?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
And rightfully so.
So tell me, why do we put up with it when the song is “Frosty the Snowman”?
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Because it's a banger
Oh hell yeah alphabet book!!! Repping the greatest wooden dome in the world. Umbrellas can go to hell though
November 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Oh hell yeah alphabet book!!! Repping the greatest wooden dome in the world. Umbrellas can go to hell though
9/11 is a really great day for music. The blueprint by jay z, moldy peaches album, mercury rev's all is dream and the best of course being the glow pt 2 by the microphones. Sadly a second 9/11 occurred with the release of silver side up by nickelback
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
9/11 is a really great day for music. The blueprint by jay z, moldy peaches album, mercury rev's all is dream and the best of course being the glow pt 2 by the microphones. Sadly a second 9/11 occurred with the release of silver side up by nickelback
It's wild the poppy was chosen based on in Flanders fields. The funeral in the poem is flr someone who died at Ypres which was the first mass use of chemical weapons. Let's commemorate feeding our children into the mechanized war machine.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's wild the poppy was chosen based on in Flanders fields. The funeral in the poem is flr someone who died at Ypres which was the first mass use of chemical weapons. Let's commemorate feeding our children into the mechanized war machine.
Dude is 70 years old. Fucking hang out with your grandkids and retire.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Dude is 70 years old. Fucking hang out with your grandkids and retire.
Check in on all your sailor friends today. They lost 29 of their own that awful day 50 years ago. And if you don't have any sailor friends go find a dive bar by some docks and make friends. You won't regret it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Check in on all your sailor friends today. They lost 29 of their own that awful day 50 years ago. And if you don't have any sailor friends go find a dive bar by some docks and make friends. You won't regret it.