Mr Mass Spec
@greenlandforever.bsky.social
MSc Analytical and Forensic Chemist, Labour Party Member, loves Greenland through marriage, SEND parent, answers to Noah, No, or just shouting in my direction
You can take my EU membership, but I'll always be European. I'd love it back, though.
You can take my EU membership, but I'll always be European. I'd love it back, though.
Sitting here wondering how on Earth I learned what time is. Of course, I know what time is, but how the hell do you teach someone that?
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Sitting here wondering how on Earth I learned what time is. Of course, I know what time is, but how the hell do you teach someone that?
Now, I would never advocate for violence, but it would certainly be a shame if a stray missile hit Mariupol and blew this cunt up. I, for one, would be very upset that he wouldn't live to see the Russian government be held accountable for their crimes.
December 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Now, I would never advocate for violence, but it would certainly be a shame if a stray missile hit Mariupol and blew this cunt up. I, for one, would be very upset that he wouldn't live to see the Russian government be held accountable for their crimes.
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And finally...
The winner.
Rachel Reeves in not so many words telling the Tories to STFU. She truly dealt with the heckling like a professional and when I say that I half expected her to start a fist fight with those opposite. Moment of the year in my eyes.
The winner.
Rachel Reeves in not so many words telling the Tories to STFU. She truly dealt with the heckling like a professional and when I say that I half expected her to start a fist fight with those opposite. Moment of the year in my eyes.
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
And finally...
The winner.
Rachel Reeves in not so many words telling the Tories to STFU. She truly dealt with the heckling like a professional and when I say that I half expected her to start a fist fight with those opposite. Moment of the year in my eyes.
The winner.
Rachel Reeves in not so many words telling the Tories to STFU. She truly dealt with the heckling like a professional and when I say that I half expected her to start a fist fight with those opposite. Moment of the year in my eyes.
Feeling very grateful that I have not had to spend any time with Reform voters at this time of year. The worst we have in the family is a one-nation Tory
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Feeling very grateful that I have not had to spend any time with Reform voters at this time of year. The worst we have in the family is a one-nation Tory
Then you're a massive cunt, Garry.
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Then you're a massive cunt, Garry.
I wonder how long it'll take before the breed of morons who make posts like this realise that those of us in Labour are pleased that they're not in our party. Bloody cretins.
December 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wonder how long it'll take before the breed of morons who make posts like this realise that those of us in Labour are pleased that they're not in our party. Bloody cretins.
Imagine being so proud of being a thick cunt...
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Imagine being so proud of being a thick cunt...
I've often seen Reform supporters as the type who were proud to be in bottom set. A quick inspection of the Facebook account of someone I went to school who popped up earlier today has provided some incredibly strong evidence to this point.
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I've often seen Reform supporters as the type who were proud to be in bottom set. A quick inspection of the Facebook account of someone I went to school who popped up earlier today has provided some incredibly strong evidence to this point.
I don't like child poverty. That's why I like this budget.
"But what about the pensioners?" The morons will scream and shout. Yeah, what about them? They're big enough to look after themselves. Children aren't, and they don't choose to be born into poverty. So why exactly should they be punished?
"But what about the pensioners?" The morons will scream and shout. Yeah, what about them? They're big enough to look after themselves. Children aren't, and they don't choose to be born into poverty. So why exactly should they be punished?
November 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I don't like child poverty. That's why I like this budget.
"But what about the pensioners?" The morons will scream and shout. Yeah, what about them? They're big enough to look after themselves. Children aren't, and they don't choose to be born into poverty. So why exactly should they be punished?
"But what about the pensioners?" The morons will scream and shout. Yeah, what about them? They're big enough to look after themselves. Children aren't, and they don't choose to be born into poverty. So why exactly should they be punished?
Eight years ago today, a doctor told me he was going to be the one to deliver my baby. I told him I'd prefer if the baby kept its liver. My girlfriend didn't laugh. The doctor didn't laugh. Despite that, I knew it was a contender for the funniest thing I've ever said.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Eight years ago today, a doctor told me he was going to be the one to deliver my baby. I told him I'd prefer if the baby kept its liver. My girlfriend didn't laugh. The doctor didn't laugh. Despite that, I knew it was a contender for the funniest thing I've ever said.
I fucking hate the Tories. Massive bunch of cunts the lot of them. I, for one, would rather a functioning country where kids don't live in poverty than have my taxes cut, not that they would be because I'm not rich, nor am I one of those working class Tories delusional enough to vote for the wankers
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I fucking hate the Tories. Massive bunch of cunts the lot of them. I, for one, would rather a functioning country where kids don't live in poverty than have my taxes cut, not that they would be because I'm not rich, nor am I one of those working class Tories delusional enough to vote for the wankers
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1) The leader of a party whose peers have voted to water down the biggest upgrade to workers' rights in a generation says what?
2) Wages have grown faster while this Government has been in power than in the whole decade under the Tories. But sure, Labour are letting workers down.
2) Wages have grown faster while this Government has been in power than in the whole decade under the Tories. But sure, Labour are letting workers down.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
1) The leader of a party whose peers have voted to water down the biggest upgrade to workers' rights in a generation says what?
2) Wages have grown faster while this Government has been in power than in the whole decade under the Tories. But sure, Labour are letting workers down.
2) Wages have grown faster while this Government has been in power than in the whole decade under the Tories. But sure, Labour are letting workers down.
Today, Labour has the opportunity to take back control of the narrative. I really hope they do.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Today, Labour has the opportunity to take back control of the narrative. I really hope they do.
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The Keir Starmer interview with Pete Wicks confirms what I still believe: he is a decent man and does have a set of values. I just wish he'd ignore Morgan McSweeney when it comes to Governing and strike a better balance regarding immigration, because I do think it is at odds with his actual beliefs.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Keir Starmer interview with Pete Wicks confirms what I still believe: he is a decent man and does have a set of values. I just wish he'd ignore Morgan McSweeney when it comes to Governing and strike a better balance regarding immigration, because I do think it is at odds with his actual beliefs.
Buggertits Zack is more willing to work with Vladimir Putin than Keir Starmer. That should tell you exactly whose side he's on.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Buggertits Zack is more willing to work with Vladimir Putin than Keir Starmer. That should tell you exactly whose side he's on.
Seen lots of people online recently arguing that assisted dying goes against what the church stands for, and the church should reject it. The church has fuck all to do with the decisions someone wants to make over their own life and death. Stay out of it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Seen lots of people online recently arguing that assisted dying goes against what the church stands for, and the church should reject it. The church has fuck all to do with the decisions someone wants to make over their own life and death. Stay out of it.
And I thought I was pedantic. Silly twat.
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
And I thought I was pedantic. Silly twat.
Why do these "auditors" who go around filming people in the street just sound like the kind of people who I really don't want to go near my kid?
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Why do these "auditors" who go around filming people in the street just sound like the kind of people who I really don't want to go near my kid?
Just stumbled across some wanker on Facebook claiming he remembers the days before the UK joined the ECHR and that they were much better. Only reply to him was pointing out that we signed it 74 years ago. Thick cunt.
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just stumbled across some wanker on Facebook claiming he remembers the days before the UK joined the ECHR and that they were much better. Only reply to him was pointing out that we signed it 74 years ago. Thick cunt.
This is just fucking embarrassing
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This is just fucking embarrassing
If the swing in Virginia from the 2024 presidential election to the governor's election is repeated, the Dems win every swing state. Beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
If the swing in Virginia from the 2024 presidential election to the governor's election is repeated, the Dems win every swing state. Beautiful.
Ahhhhhahahaha they changed his Wiki page name
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Ahhhhhahahaha they changed his Wiki page name