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Greenie! 💚

@greensuitgirl.bsky.social

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I have a green suit. I play Magic. I like cEDH. she/her

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · Nov 25

Goals for 2025:
1. Learn to knit
2. Build a computer
3. Continue to exercise regularly, improve diet
4. Hit 50,000 total followers (30k currently)

This is for accountability!

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Taking care of yourself is doing good 💚

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

In the name of the moon, do some good today!

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Do you ever see a Magic card so insane you just emotionally kind of detonate

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

I have not seen Pulp Fiction. I know nothing about it. My version of Pulp Fiction is a Hallmark abt a struggling author who falls in love with someone who loves reading shitty books. They learn to love the author’s writing together. The genre the writer publishes is…pulp fiction.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 3d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Hobbii lol! Yarn and patterns and notions.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

It was scary to see you go down, and I’m glad you’re ok. Hope you recover the best you can 💚

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 2d

Confession: every Monday morning, I get on my knitting app and play Bingo with a bunch of Dutch people for the chance to win yarn.
It is the most grandma I ever feel.
It is my favorite activity.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve had people attempt to kick my cane from under me because they are so angered by the idea of a disabled woman.
Angry people are often fueled by violence.

Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 4d

CW: threats of violence

someone said this re:the joe brennan stuff and just like...

a guy in downtown seattle today approached me and my gf and told me he was sent to a facility for "murdering every woman he saw by fucking them to death"

i was wearing a band tee. my existence evokes this response

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Ok, so being raised the way I was means I had very very little exposure to video games and pop culture as a kid.
Would people enjoy it if I began streaming the IP that are so beloved but I never played—Final Fantasy, Legend of Zelda, Last of Us? I’m really interested in Silent Hill

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

You can be kind and caring and a good person and also force bad people to leave by not giving them attention. Tell them they’re annoying. Tell them they’re sad and pathetic.
2026 is the year we stop leaving hobbies and we start making the assholes leave. Start practicing now.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

normalize taking shitty men’s egos, breaking them down, and then using them for scraps. My favorite method is interrupting them every time they open their mouth. When they say they don’t like it, tell them you don’t care and they can leave.
Don’t let them talk. They don’t get to.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

Things I do at the LGS:
-teach people pauper
-play games
-talk to friends
Things I don’t do at the LGS:
-pass priority until you explain, in detail, why your misogynistic joke was funny, to the whole table. Nope, you don’t get to swing. Tell me or concede.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

My deck is built to function on its own tyvm. Now take 70 to the face.

Andy Floury @andyfloury.bsky.social · 4d

Always remove the group hug player first.

This is my advice to you all. It was true in 2019 and it’s true today.

“I’m just giving you all mana and cards, don’t swing at me!”

Sure, Jan.

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 3d

I run less than 30 lands and I would love to race. Don’t pull back. Hit me harder—I’m running turbo!

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

This past weekend, a lot happened. I’m focusing on the parts I’m grateful for.
I’m grateful for everyone who graced me with their presence, their time, thoughts, coversation, and even their gameplay!! Love you all 💚
@deckdojo.bsky.social in photo

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

People are reading the Necronomicon. They can't do that! it says on the first page not to read the book. It contains an ancient evil and they aren't listening!

Mick Storm @mickstorm.bsky.social · 7d

🎉 GIVEAWAY 🎉

I'm giving away ONE of my Evil Dead inspired 100% wood playing card boxes to one of my followers.

I'll pick a random person on Mon 10/6 who:
Follows me
Likes the post
Re-posts this.

I will pay for shipping in the US, but please see the alt text for details #giveaway #woodworking

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

My voice is still trashed from con but it's recovered to the point I now sound like Gumball Watterson

gumball from the amazing world of gumball is cheering on his team

ALT: gumball from the amazing world of gumball is cheering on his team

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

SOME Magic players when the next UB isn't an IP that they are obsessed with and instead targets a different demographic:

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

If we forced Cas to make a Liberator deck that would be very silly I think

Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 6d

If I can get to 1k on Bluesky I’ll do something I didn’t want to do and build a colorless commander deck. Any recs on what to build? DONT SAY ULTIMA

Reposted by Greenie! 💚

Benjamin Easter, Free Palestine @pighway.bsky.social · 6d

If you ever get to this point you should probably take a long break from Magic

A comic depicting a repugnant asshat saying “you are a pig and you eat slop” to another person saying “I like playing Magic with my Spiderman commander”

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

People take the game too seriously. It's a game. Relax.
Before people come at me, content creation REGARDING said game is my literal job.
this game is supposed to bring people together. Don't become the bad in the world because your pet IP didn't get chosen.

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

The best feeling is when someone tags their friend for a joke and the friend laughs lol

Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

You’re a very kind and caring person. Every time you walk in a room, I can tell because the whole vibe elevates significantly! It’s why every time you walked into con I started whipping my head around like a maniac. I was looking for the sweetest and silliest creators in the game! 💚

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Greenie! 💚 @greensuitgirl.bsky.social · 6d

Me, while explaining knitting to people who play Magic: The Gathering:
“I’d like to present a loop”

spectaclesinblue (specs) 👓📷💕 @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social · 6d

Me, eating a bowl of a Toucan branded cereal while playing Magic: The Gathering:

"I'd like to present a loop"

spectaclesinblue (specs) 👓📷💕 @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social · 7d

Me, tying my shoelaces while playing Magic: The Gathering:

"I'd like to present a loop"

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