Their little girl needs a sibling make it happen

The primary reason Jack lashes out like this is because he’s trying to hide the fact that he wants to slobber on big girthy dongs 24/7.

BRB

Excuse me please share gps coordinates for this I need a gag Christmas present for my bestie.

Honestly surprised he hasn’t gotten the bad spray tan yet.

Hoodie weather is the best weather.

Nice

I doubt it’s feasible, but I wonder if a team would consider one of our injured starters like Blanco in lieu of a prospect. It’s obviously high risk since you’re not sure how he’d recover, but he’s at least proven at the MLB level and has several years of control.

I love that the article is like 2 paragraphs then 70 ads.

I’ve been trying to imagine who we’d package with Meyers to land a starter. Matthews?

I’m seriously hoping someone brings suit and they lose. But even if this is just another optics move to placate the worst people in their base, it’s still a threat to my livelihood. So fuck’em.

Control over both chambers of congress is essential to giving those “scorched earth” democrats the power to do anything. That means you need some rank and file to actually win a race. We haven’t had a statewide democrat win in like 30 years. We need however gives us our best chance.

I’m not an expert on boats or missiles but when I played the board game as a kid, 4 hits were needed to sink a Battleship. So now I’m wondering exactly what kind of boats are we sinking out there?

This will never get old.

Remember that this is a Pentagon press briefing, so the only ones allowed in the room were the clowns who signed that stupid propaganda pledge. Fox isn’t even in there. It’s DPRK shit.

I’m still enjoying it.

I’d be a real shame if they faced an increase in blood transfusions due to, I don’t know, maybe bullet and shrapnel wounds…