Little Astros Fella
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Just a chill little dude that loves Jose Altuve and hates Russian aggression. #NAFO
The funny thing about the FIFA Peace Prize is that all but one of the 7 Billion people on this planet know this is the first and last time it will ever be awarded because it was invented as something shiny to distract a giant baby.
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The funny thing about the FIFA Peace Prize is that all but one of the 7 Billion people on this planet know this is the first and last time it will ever be awarded because it was invented as something shiny to distract a giant baby.
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I buy the Cabaret theory of modern politics: current right wing politics was, once upon a time, a thing elites sold to rubes while merely pretending to believe themselves while they pursued wealth, but now the True Believers are actually in charge and acting on sincerely believed insane nonsense.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Oh no please don’t flood this White House media bias website reports on Fox News, OAN, Tim Pool, Alex Jones, etc. Definitely don’t crash their servers by reporting far right media.
The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...
A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips
The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,
www.whitehouse.gov
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh no please don’t flood this White House media bias website reports on Fox News, OAN, Tim Pool, Alex Jones, etc. Definitely don’t crash their servers by reporting far right media.
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My old man got his knee replaced today. He’s officially a cyborg.
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December 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My old man got his knee replaced today. He’s officially a cyborg.
I’ve worked for a small woman owned business for the past 18 years. Seriously, fuck these clowns.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/02/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/02/t...
Texas removes women, minorities from small business program
The program will now only be eligible for service-disabled veterans. It will be called Veteran Heroes United in Business.
www.texastribune.org
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’ve worked for a small woman owned business for the past 18 years. Seriously, fuck these clowns.
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/02/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/12/02/t...
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to discern parody accounts from true believers and I’m not sure how I feel about that…
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to discern parody accounts from true believers and I’m not sure how I feel about that…
It should be noted that the previous SOCOM commander retired just one month after this incident.
If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It should be noted that the previous SOCOM commander retired just one month after this incident.
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when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine
Assuming we make it through this, one of the many constitutional amendments needed will be a ban on presidential pardons for cabinet officials. This kind of brazen behavior will only be prevented in the future if perpetrators know there’s no escape from prosecution.
Government actors who refuse to be bound by the rule of law are not morally entitled to its protection.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Assuming we make it through this, one of the many constitutional amendments needed will be a ban on presidential pardons for cabinet officials. This kind of brazen behavior will only be prevented in the future if perpetrators know there’s no escape from prosecution.
Okay so my understanding is that a Buffalo loss would help the Texans playoff chances? But it would also mean Aaron Rodgers would win, so…
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November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Okay so my understanding is that a Buffalo loss would help the Texans playoff chances? But it would also mean Aaron Rodgers would win, so…
Turkey and sausage gumbo. Thanksgiving leftovers are the best.
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Turkey and sausage gumbo. Thanksgiving leftovers are the best.
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DanDaDan is like if the monsters were real in scooby-doo
three cartoon characters are making funny faces with their mouths wide open
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November 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
DanDaDan is like if the monsters were real in scooby-doo
Football understanders: how difficult is it to reconnect the wires on the end zone pylons? Like is it a single quick connector? Or do you have to plug in multiple things? I’m just curious.
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Football understanders: how difficult is it to reconnect the wires on the end zone pylons? Like is it a single quick connector? Or do you have to plug in multiple things? I’m just curious.
The one thing about this iPhone commercial is that if woodland creatures can unlock my phone and do a whole song and dance production then I question its security protocols.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The one thing about this iPhone commercial is that if woodland creatures can unlock my phone and do a whole song and dance production then I question its security protocols.
HA SHUT UP LOSER!
The Texans have never heard of this thing called a touchdown. Do not try to teach them they will become agitated.
November 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
HA SHUT UP LOSER!
The Texans have never heard of this thing called a touchdown. Do not try to teach them they will become agitated.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The Texans have never heard of this thing called a touchdown. Do not try to teach them they will become agitated.
JESUS CHRIST!
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
JESUS CHRIST!
Arch Manning looks just like his dad. Or uncle. Or both. I’m not sure which Manning he spawned from…
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Arch Manning looks just like his dad. Or uncle. Or both. I’m not sure which Manning he spawned from…
Me, a Texan who went out of state to a school with no football team.
My TL:
My TL:
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November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Me, a Texan who went out of state to a school with no football team.
My TL:
My TL:
I have buried myself under multiple throw blankets and put on anime. Do not send help I don’t need it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have buried myself under multiple throw blankets and put on anime. Do not send help I don’t need it.
Every time I read about someone preferring “natural immunity” I just assume they don’t know how our immune system functions. Which is sad because there’s a fun little anime called Cells at Work that does a decent job explaining it for laypeople.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
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November 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Every time I read about someone preferring “natural immunity” I just assume they don’t know how our immune system functions. Which is sad because there’s a fun little anime called Cells at Work that does a decent job explaining it for laypeople.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
The ghost of Alan Turing is having a migraine.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The ghost of Alan Turing is having a migraine.
One year I’ll stop being an idiot and I’ll take vacation when my clients are also taking vacation.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
One year I’ll stop being an idiot and I’ll take vacation when my clients are also taking vacation.