greghouser.bsky.social
@greghouser.bsky.social
I like severance. I hate severance fan theory.
March 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I have free Gemini because I bought a pixel phone. Is it just me does this guy get real snippy real quick?
February 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
If the makers of Ozempic made a pill that let me smoke 2-6 Parliament Lights after 2-3 beers with no ill effects, I would buy a lifetime prescription.
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
jALeN's a gAmE MaNAgeR
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Just imagining Trump tottering around in his box really hoping Lee Greenwood pops out of the floor
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Tom Brady stud count: 1.

Gross.
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I'm convinced, by the way this man mangles cliches, that Tom Brady has never read a book without the word "excellence" and a colon in the title
February 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Refs starting that work early for Superbowl MVP
February 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The Chiefs trotting out their proud boy as a captain at the Super Bowl only reinforces their maga coding.
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Gus Johnson is 1,000 times the broadcaster Brady will ever be. Give me a Gus Johnson alt feed.
February 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Tom Brady has the charisma of a dusty potato.
February 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Despite the Trump administration’s efforts, much of the deleted DOJ database can be found on the Internet Archive’s Wayback Machine. And thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot live on ProPublica’s website and other places. 👇
February 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Gonna ask ChatGPT, nicely, to write me an app the blocks Corporate Natalie on every account I own.
February 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Make up your mind AI.
February 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Turns out Biden probably coulda forgiven student loans
a man in a suit is playing a violin while another man plays a double bass
ALT: a man in a suit is playing a violin while another man plays a double bass
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Thinking long and hard about dropping too much on this Beams x LL Bean bag
February 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Absolutely embarrassing this is what my rep is posting.
Happy Groundhog Day!

Forget Punxsutawney Phil, Virginia’s Chesapeake Chuck at @valivingmuseum.bsky.social has been predicting the weather and Super Bowl champions since 2011 — this year with help from his friends Lux🦨 and Orion🦌.

In 2025, they foresee an early spring and a win for the Eagles!!
February 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@mcclellan.house.gov Jen! Really exciting you have time to post about groundhogs and skunks while a ketamine-addicted oligarch is executing a soft coup. serve your constituents and do something!
February 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Billionaire Elon Musk has stated that work is underway to shut down the U.S. foreign aid agency, USAID. Officials have been instructed not to report to work and have been locked out of the building.
February 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@kaine.senate.gov hi Tim, very cool you went to Staunton. Is my personal data safe the next time Elon is deep in a K-hole?
February 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
@markwarner.bsky.social hi Mark. What are you doing about Elon Musk's unfettered access to sensitive information?
February 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM