I think @pftompkins.bsky.social said it best once to an audience member that wasn't heckling so much as just chiming in: "This is called a MONO-logue."

If you think not allowing replies is the most depraved thing you can do on social media you haven’t spent enough time on the Discover tab

I once asked a masseuse for a happy ending, and next thing I know she's describing Morgan Freeman walking up a beach while Tim Robbins works on a boat.

"You're going to eat it, aren't you?"

I really thought at first you were talking about people coming to the defense of Michael B. Jordan or something.

......the only thing more dangerous than a great white shark....Orca, the Killer Whale!