I just saw the Green Wizard is back in the village -- oh how we have all missed him!

Now THERE was a HoC you could set your watch to! If he were still HoC you can bet this bridge business would have been sorted already!

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People say nothing but negative things about finding magic

“It’s dark,” “it’s dangerous,” blah blah

And the famous phrase of course “You can’t find something without something else finding you”

Turns out it’s a load of minotaur dung!!

It’s so handy! And I’m totally fine! No — I’m GREAT!!!

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I found it!!

‼️‼️❗️❗️❗️‼️‼️⚠️❕❕❕❕❕❕omg I can’t believe this 🎉🥳🎊🍾🤩🤩🤩🌟⭐️✨💫🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡🪡

OK! I DID IT! I MADE IT!!

Now for tree’s sake tell me what this thing is that I’m supposed to find so you can finally leave me alone!

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Yes well we USED to be friends but then you became very pushy and told me to stop talking about you

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I can’t execute your plan if I’m dead

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I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just lie down and wait

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I’m sick of these stupid riddles I’m lying down

I almost DIED and you still won’t cut me some slack???

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Yes nothing changes. The plan remains. Please let me work!!

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Yes of course we’re still friends I’m just having a rough day sorry

The plan is in motion

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Yes don’t rush me!! I said it’s in motion!!!

The boy is always watching what can I do???

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Seems risky

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If I’m the coward why aren’t I the one hiding inside a mirror?!

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okokok I’m sorry ok yes fine I’ll try

Roy will take care of everything 🙏

Roy is doing a great job tutoring my children Gonce, Cords and Chelany

Roy thinks one day they'll rule the Realm!

Mother and Father are weeping with joy over the fortunes of our family 🙏

Well, back to tending the apothecary (which is booming!)

Roy told me this today it was The Prince went into the throne room and sees his father (The King) dancing with the court jester and it turns out the king had had a little to drink and thought he was dancing with The Queen and well there were other bits you’d have to hear him tell it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The High Council of Wizards has lost the plot

It’s been usurped by an unvetted interloper in a weird hat — it might be time that we, the people whom it purports to serve, shut it down completely

Apprentice culture is truly out of control, what happened??

I remember when Apprentices were respectful and quiet and curious

This new batch is loud and weak and stupid — and then their Masters pat them on the back and give them a shiny trophy!!

Someone needs to set things right!

@thearchmage673.bsky.social
@thegreenwizard.bsky.social

UMM 👇

The Green Wizard saved my whole village from a nasty wyrm — he’s such a hero!!

He also cured my son’s bonerot

My sister wants to marry him but he doesn’t have time for that kind of thing ☹️

Starting to get very bored with @thepouch.bsky.social and its shoddy biased think pieces

The air is crackling with anticipation

Everyone is wondering what spectacle The Green Wizard will conjure tonight

I stan The Green Wizard 😍😍😍

Tomorrow night he’s going to absolutely smoke the competition!