Grenman
@grenman.bsky.social
Regular man and @thegreenwizard.bsky.social fan!
I run a successful apothecary
[Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]
I run a successful apothecary
[Watched by @orboftherealm.bsky.social]
Hahaha you fools!! You rubes! Once again this HoC’s incompetence is on full display 🤣🤣🤣
My “proposal” was a scroll with the word “Bridge” written on it! Did you even read the proposals??? Seems like no!
PSA for my villager brethren: if you value your lives stay off these bridges!!!
😘👋
My “proposal” was a scroll with the word “Bridge” written on it! Did you even read the proposals??? Seems like no!
PSA for my villager brethren: if you value your lives stay off these bridges!!!
😘👋
June 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hahaha you fools!! You rubes! Once again this HoC’s incompetence is on full display 🤣🤣🤣
My “proposal” was a scroll with the word “Bridge” written on it! Did you even read the proposals??? Seems like no!
PSA for my villager brethren: if you value your lives stay off these bridges!!!
😘👋
My “proposal” was a scroll with the word “Bridge” written on it! Did you even read the proposals??? Seems like no!
PSA for my villager brethren: if you value your lives stay off these bridges!!!
😘👋
Little Chelany tugged at my coattails and said to me, she said, "Daddy, will we be safe from the blue monster now that our green guardian has returned? Can we finally sleep soundly??"
From the mouths of babes!
2/2
From the mouths of babes!
2/2
June 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Little Chelany tugged at my coattails and said to me, she said, "Daddy, will we be safe from the blue monster now that our green guardian has returned? Can we finally sleep soundly??"
From the mouths of babes!
2/2
From the mouths of babes!
2/2
This guy doesn’t know his vestibule from a hole in the ground!
This guy thinks RFP means Rich Figgy Pie!
He’s an idiot!
This guy thinks RFP means Rich Figgy Pie!
He’s an idiot!
June 16, 2025 at 10:23 PM
This guy doesn’t know his vestibule from a hole in the ground!
This guy thinks RFP means Rich Figgy Pie!
He’s an idiot!
This guy thinks RFP means Rich Figgy Pie!
He’s an idiot!
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You want me to find a needle. A literal needle, like for sewing.
🤦♂️ This place is... so huge
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Made of glowing pearl of course no problem fine I'm doing it YOU BETTER DELIVER ON EVERY DAMN PROMISE YOU'VE MADE ME ROY!!!!
You want me to find a needle. A literal needle, like for sewing.
🤦♂️ This place is... so huge
🪞
Made of glowing pearl of course no problem fine I'm doing it YOU BETTER DELIVER ON EVERY DAMN PROMISE YOU'VE MADE ME ROY!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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You want me to find a needle. A literal needle, like for sewing.
🤦♂️ This place is... so huge
🪞
Made of glowing pearl of course no problem fine I'm doing it YOU BETTER DELIVER ON EVERY DAMN PROMISE YOU'VE MADE ME ROY!!!!
You want me to find a needle. A literal needle, like for sewing.
🤦♂️ This place is... so huge
🪞
Made of glowing pearl of course no problem fine I'm doing it YOU BETTER DELIVER ON EVERY DAMN PROMISE YOU'VE MADE ME ROY!!!!
You may find this difficult to understand but not everyone is accustomed to living life as a wandering vagabond
February 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
You may find this difficult to understand but not everyone is accustomed to living life as a wandering vagabond
Uh ohhh I hope he doesn't open his bag tricks this year!!! 🫣😅😜
December 19, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Uh ohhh I hope he doesn't open his bag tricks this year!!! 🫣😅😜
Woooohoooo!!! About damn time!! I will feel so much better now knowing that my three small children Gonce, Cords and Chelany will be safe to walk the streets again🥳🙌🎉🎊🍾
Their grandparents will be so happy too and so proud of… you, The Green Wizard for keeping us safe!
Their grandparents will be so happy too and so proud of… you, The Green Wizard for keeping us safe!
December 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Woooohoooo!!! About damn time!! I will feel so much better now knowing that my three small children Gonce, Cords and Chelany will be safe to walk the streets again🥳🙌🎉🎊🍾
Their grandparents will be so happy too and so proud of… you, The Green Wizard for keeping us safe!
Their grandparents will be so happy too and so proud of… you, The Green Wizard for keeping us safe!
Don’t bother unpacking 😁
December 11, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Don’t bother unpacking 😁
That's just the mud caked on his face
December 9, 2024 at 7:06 AM
That's just the mud caked on his face
Overblown nonsense, I was there
The Blue Wizard did appear, but tripped over his cape and face planted in the mud while his slack-jawed boy stood there drooling
A real Wizard appeared in the shadows and took down those kettles
True heroes don't seek headlines -- we may never know their identity
The Blue Wizard did appear, but tripped over his cape and face planted in the mud while his slack-jawed boy stood there drooling
A real Wizard appeared in the shadows and took down those kettles
True heroes don't seek headlines -- we may never know their identity
December 9, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Overblown nonsense, I was there
The Blue Wizard did appear, but tripped over his cape and face planted in the mud while his slack-jawed boy stood there drooling
A real Wizard appeared in the shadows and took down those kettles
True heroes don't seek headlines -- we may never know their identity
The Blue Wizard did appear, but tripped over his cape and face planted in the mud while his slack-jawed boy stood there drooling
A real Wizard appeared in the shadows and took down those kettles
True heroes don't seek headlines -- we may never know their identity