Joël 🕚
greyganado.bsky.social
Joël 🕚
@greyganado.bsky.social
Just some guy who looks like a lot of guys.
software developer, not the evil kind, mostly
He/They
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I had a weird dream in which my former english teacher asked me through the company I work for to help her translate a video game for @duskdev.bsky.social into english.

Which is weird because that's not my job and I'm ESL. But it did give me 2 horror game ideas.
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
1. Step: rice step
2. Step: steeped rice step
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I am of multiple generations
Maybe generational divides are real
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Maybe I'm just lucky but I've never been sick in a way that makes me want to eat less.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Do you say "I'm at work on the toilet" or "I'm on the toilet at work"?
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's trained on the Internet. Of course it has porn brain disease.
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Looking at beautiful people makes my brain really happy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Famous pirate novel writer George Arr Arr Martin
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I don't play Magic but I do wonder which ninja turtle would be best to carry the one ring to Mt Doom
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Pregnant people are literally growing a spine
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Seldom has the lede been more thoroughly buried.

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𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵.
𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵,
𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭.

Uncover the secret of S-23 Sierpinski in SIGNALIS,
on sale in the Steam Autumn Sale:
store.steampowered.com/app/1262350/...
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm a slop creator and with slop I mean overnight oats.
September 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Shortening posts by using v for very, & instead of and, but still keeping the Oxford comma
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Yeah, it is
September 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I think I could jerk off to some parts of the Bible.
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wild that they put panty shots into silksong.

Also that full frontal nudity scene was unnecessary. But I'm not complaining.
September 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Two pees in a pot
August 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Has anyone ever made a song parody of Smooth Criminal about Annie Oakley?
August 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Damn, two likes by completely unrelated accounts with solid color profile pics, seconds after I post. I wonder what that means...
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One day I hope I'll find out what all those Magic: The Gathering terms mean. What the hell is a cube?
August 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@grok can you jerk me off?
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Do straight enbies only date non-enbies?
July 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I honestly find it amazing that there are people out there who can just decide to not read every text they see.
July 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I work with dom trees all day and I still misread the meaning of dom.

I'm cooked
Low key tempting, ngl. Happy little dom trees!
A video series showing you how to design in code in the style of Bob Ross
July 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I don't understand why but in my brain the political left is visually on the right side and the right is on the left.
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM