Joël 🕚
@greyganado.bsky.social
Just some guy who looks like a lot of guys.
software developer, not the evil kind, mostly
He/They
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software developer, not the evil kind, mostly
He/They
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I had a weird dream in which my former english teacher asked me through the company I work for to help her translate a video game for @duskdev.bsky.social into english.
Which is weird because that's not my job and I'm ESL. But it did give me 2 horror game ideas.
Which is weird because that's not my job and I'm ESL. But it did give me 2 horror game ideas.
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I had a weird dream in which my former english teacher asked me through the company I work for to help her translate a video game for @duskdev.bsky.social into english.
Which is weird because that's not my job and I'm ESL. But it did give me 2 horror game ideas.
Which is weird because that's not my job and I'm ESL. But it did give me 2 horror game ideas.
1. Step: rice step
2. Step: steeped rice step
2. Step: steeped rice step
December 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
1. Step: rice step
2. Step: steeped rice step
2. Step: steeped rice step
I am of multiple generations
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I am of multiple generations
Maybe I'm just lucky but I've never been sick in a way that makes me want to eat less.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Maybe I'm just lucky but I've never been sick in a way that makes me want to eat less.
Do you say "I'm at work on the toilet" or "I'm on the toilet at work"?
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Do you say "I'm at work on the toilet" or "I'm on the toilet at work"?
It's trained on the Internet. Of course it has porn brain disease.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It's trained on the Internet. Of course it has porn brain disease.
Looking at beautiful people makes my brain really happy.
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Looking at beautiful people makes my brain really happy.
Famous pirate novel writer George Arr Arr Martin
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Famous pirate novel writer George Arr Arr Martin
I don't play Magic but I do wonder which ninja turtle would be best to carry the one ring to Mt Doom
October 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don't play Magic but I do wonder which ninja turtle would be best to carry the one ring to Mt Doom
Pregnant people are literally growing a spine
October 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Pregnant people are literally growing a spine
Seldom has the lede been more thoroughly buried.
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𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘺𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘵.
𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵,
𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭.
Uncover the secret of S-23 Sierpinski in SIGNALIS,
on sale in the Steam Autumn Sale:
store.steampowered.com/app/1262350/...
𝘚𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵,
𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭.
Uncover the secret of S-23 Sierpinski in SIGNALIS,
on sale in the Steam Autumn Sale:
store.steampowered.com/app/1262350/...
September 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Seldom has the lede been more thoroughly buried.
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I'm a slop creator and with slop I mean overnight oats.
September 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm a slop creator and with slop I mean overnight oats.
Shortening posts by using v for very, & instead of and, but still keeping the Oxford comma
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Shortening posts by using v for very, & instead of and, but still keeping the Oxford comma
I think I could jerk off to some parts of the Bible.
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I think I could jerk off to some parts of the Bible.
Wild that they put panty shots into silksong.
Also that full frontal nudity scene was unnecessary. But I'm not complaining.
Also that full frontal nudity scene was unnecessary. But I'm not complaining.
September 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Wild that they put panty shots into silksong.
Also that full frontal nudity scene was unnecessary. But I'm not complaining.
Also that full frontal nudity scene was unnecessary. But I'm not complaining.
Has anyone ever made a song parody of Smooth Criminal about Annie Oakley?
August 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Has anyone ever made a song parody of Smooth Criminal about Annie Oakley?
Damn, two likes by completely unrelated accounts with solid color profile pics, seconds after I post. I wonder what that means...
August 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Damn, two likes by completely unrelated accounts with solid color profile pics, seconds after I post. I wonder what that means...
One day I hope I'll find out what all those Magic: The Gathering terms mean. What the hell is a cube?
August 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
One day I hope I'll find out what all those Magic: The Gathering terms mean. What the hell is a cube?
@grok can you jerk me off?
August 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@grok can you jerk me off?
Do straight enbies only date non-enbies?
July 27, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Do straight enbies only date non-enbies?
I honestly find it amazing that there are people out there who can just decide to not read every text they see.
July 16, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I honestly find it amazing that there are people out there who can just decide to not read every text they see.
I work with dom trees all day and I still misread the meaning of dom.
I'm cooked
I'm cooked
Low key tempting, ngl. Happy little dom trees!
A video series showing you how to design in code in the style of Bob Ross
July 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I work with dom trees all day and I still misread the meaning of dom.
I'm cooked
I'm cooked
I don't understand why but in my brain the political left is visually on the right side and the right is on the left.
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don't understand why but in my brain the political left is visually on the right side and the right is on the left.