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· Jan 31
if you need to see cuban pete scene skip forward to 1 hour 30 seconds of The Mask
it has always been my intention to keep this account as silly and dumb as possible. but something has broken me with the Reiner killings. I can't crack jokes and i refuse to be serious. so I'm just not gunna post for a while. love ya.
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it has always been my intention to keep this account as silly and dumb as possible. but something has broken me with the Reiner killings. I can't crack jokes and i refuse to be serious. so I'm just not gunna post for a while. love ya.
Norman Regis Philbin
December 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Norman Regis Philbin
Programmable farts with SmartFart Technology™️
"you get the fart, we'll do the rest."
Get farted today with the smartfart™️ app
"you get the fart, we'll do the rest."
Get farted today with the smartfart™️ app
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Programmable farts with SmartFart Technology™️
"you get the fart, we'll do the rest."
Get farted today with the smartfart™️ app
"you get the fart, we'll do the rest."
Get farted today with the smartfart™️ app
Every night at bedtime Anton Chigurh approaches me says, "will you hold still sir?"
and I say something dumb like, "Say, what is that thing?" and POP! I wake up the next morning.
Sometimes we flip a coin for "it."
People over 40, what are your bedtime routines?
and I say something dumb like, "Say, what is that thing?" and POP! I wake up the next morning.
Sometimes we flip a coin for "it."
People over 40, what are your bedtime routines?
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Every night at bedtime Anton Chigurh approaches me says, "will you hold still sir?"
and I say something dumb like, "Say, what is that thing?" and POP! I wake up the next morning.
Sometimes we flip a coin for "it."
People over 40, what are your bedtime routines?
and I say something dumb like, "Say, what is that thing?" and POP! I wake up the next morning.
Sometimes we flip a coin for "it."
People over 40, what are your bedtime routines?
cheque kiting business is taking off
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM
cheque kiting business is taking off
The moral of HEAT is that men will shoot each other for a chance to hold hands.
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The moral of HEAT is that men will shoot each other for a chance to hold hands.
ok, without looking it up or using spellchecker, try to spell:
diohorhea
diohorhea
December 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
ok, without looking it up or using spellchecker, try to spell:
diohorhea
diohorhea
Dwight D. I Should Shower
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Dwight D. I Should Shower
Today on ANTICHRIST WATCH – the antichrist did a bunch more bad stuff. Jesus a no-show again.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Today on ANTICHRIST WATCH – the antichrist did a bunch more bad stuff. Jesus a no-show again.
it was unethical to use a real Gollum in the LOTR films
December 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
it was unethical to use a real Gollum in the LOTR films
Guests at the funeral of Rodney Dangerfield were allowed to approach the coffin to pay their last disrespects.
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Guests at the funeral of Rodney Dangerfield were allowed to approach the coffin to pay their last disrespects.
Have you had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days?
Have you ever asked, "why can't we have some meats?"
You may be entitled to just a mouthful.
Have you ever asked, "why can't we have some meats?"
You may be entitled to just a mouthful.
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Have you had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days?
Have you ever asked, "why can't we have some meats?"
You may be entitled to just a mouthful.
Have you ever asked, "why can't we have some meats?"
You may be entitled to just a mouthful.
candy asses these day don't even call people candy asses any more
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
candy asses these day don't even call people candy asses any more
Maybe this is a sign that I'm not cut out for the job, but if I were Spiderman i'd just straight up murder J. Jonah Jameson.
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Maybe this is a sign that I'm not cut out for the job, but if I were Spiderman i'd just straight up murder J. Jonah Jameson.
Reposted by boonie
One of my greatest joys in the world is watching people on the sledding hill take each other out like bowling pins
December 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
One of my greatest joys in the world is watching people on the sledding hill take each other out like bowling pins
baobab is a good name for that thing
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 AM
baobab is a good name for that thing
people love that stuff
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
people love that stuff
I invented the backpack
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I invented the backpack
Reposted by boonie
I’m Dual-classing in Wastrel and Layabout
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I’m Dual-classing in Wastrel and Layabout
smoke is spewing out of the bad news machine. it makes a loud intermittent knocking sound.
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
smoke is spewing out of the bad news machine. it makes a loud intermittent knocking sound.
we could be the planet of the roller coaster but we make the planet of war instead
December 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
we could be the planet of the roller coaster but we make the planet of war instead