New strings, morning riff
July 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
New strings, morning riff
I love looking for a new bandmate every 6-10 months
May 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love looking for a new bandmate every 6-10 months
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It's not really that fun on here because no body has a modicum of an idea of what I am all about. Wait—I am thinking of REAL LIFE. Keep posting
May 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's not really that fun on here because no body has a modicum of an idea of what I am all about. Wait—I am thinking of REAL LIFE. Keep posting
Hanging out at the DMV, playing the wackest game of bingo ever
May 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hanging out at the DMV, playing the wackest game of bingo ever
Posted up, just chilling and scoping out the situation
May 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Posted up, just chilling and scoping out the situation
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I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
You can't kill me because I would dodge it
January 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't kill me because I would dodge it
Gosh, I love this book! I must have read it 10 times already! (6'2" btw)
December 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Gosh, I love this book! I must have read it 10 times already! (6'2" btw)
Fuck Texas. No punchline or anything, this place is a true shithole.
December 27, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Fuck Texas. No punchline or anything, this place is a true shithole.
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Not a religious man but I'm pretty sure A.I. is demons
December 24, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Not a religious man but I'm pretty sure A.I. is demons
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Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
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December 21, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Environmentalists Warn U.S. Running Out Of Small Wooded Areas Where Buddies Can Smoke Up
theonion.com/environmenta...
theonion.com/environmenta...
My partner and I practice non-ethical monogamy
We love each other and we're evil about it
We love each other and we're evil about it
December 8, 2024 at 9:17 AM
My partner and I practice non-ethical monogamy
We love each other and we're evil about it
We love each other and we're evil about it
POV: shitting in an airport bathroom
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM
POV: shitting in an airport bathroom
Delta Airlines can suck the whitest part of my dick
December 4, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Delta Airlines can suck the whitest part of my dick
If I run out of toilet paper at your house and can't find any extra rolls within arms reach of the commode, I assume you have shit crusted onto your ass and you'll never convince me you don't
December 3, 2024 at 11:21 PM
If I run out of toilet paper at your house and can't find any extra rolls within arms reach of the commode, I assume you have shit crusted onto your ass and you'll never convince me you don't
Conspiracy theories are so lame now. I don't care about if the earth is flat, what I do care about is how street sweepers don't actually clean the street, they're just an excuse for the city to give you a parking ticket
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Conspiracy theories are so lame now. I don't care about if the earth is flat, what I do care about is how street sweepers don't actually clean the street, they're just an excuse for the city to give you a parking ticket
Someone at work airdropped this photo to me last night
November 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Someone at work airdropped this photo to me last night
Good morning, bluesky
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Good morning, bluesky