Unless you bring Mamdani energy to the midterms, I will not vote for your ass

Well, you’re not terrible.

*The Price Is Right Narrator voice*

RetiredDevGuy, come on down! You’ve been selected as the next Dale!

It's still hilarious that they had Verne Troyer portray him in the Bruce Campbell show Jack of All Trades.

They are the embodiment of the “This is fine” dog-sitting-in-the-burning-room meme.

But only because they think they’re going to get something out of the building burning down and them burning to a crisp.

I want an animated show of this, narrated by the guy that narrated the Space Ghost cartoon (yeah I know Gary Owens is dead).

allthatsinteresting.com/white-panthe...

Now watch a spaghetti western and see what happens.

Dale doesn't eat saltine crackers cuz he thinks they're "too spicy."

The really funny bit is recent reports suggest the bonus doesn't come into play until they've worked for 5 years. Odds are, the administration would simply lay them off before their 5 year period to avoid paying the bonus.

Let The Fuckening begin!

And as Amanda Nelson (aka Amandasmildtakes) has pointed out, slave patrols were known for conducting random, warrantless searches of plantations.

Apparently, the mayor of BA dressed up as Kristi Noem for Halloween