Clark Griswold
@griswoldchristmas.com
Hi, I’m Clark Griswold, but you can just call me Clark. I'm a husband, a father, and, let’s be honest, an all-around good guy—Oh, and if you ever need help putting up Christmas lights or fixing your car... I'm your go-to guy!
In a house filled with lights all aglow,
I wish you a Christmas to grow!
With laughter and cheer,
Family draws near,
May joy be the gift that you sow!
I wish you a Christmas to grow!
With laughter and cheer,
Family draws near,
May joy be the gift that you sow!
December 25, 2024 at 4:41 PM
In a house filled with lights all aglow,
I wish you a Christmas to grow!
With laughter and cheer,
Family draws near,
May joy be the gift that you sow!
I wish you a Christmas to grow!
With laughter and cheer,
Family draws near,
May joy be the gift that you sow!
Cousin Eddie in his RV so fine,
Said, "The sewer's a real goldmine!"
With a grin and a cheer,
He toasted cold beer,
"Here's to Christmas and good old moonshine!"
Said, "The sewer's a real goldmine!"
With a grin and a cheer,
He toasted cold beer,
"Here's to Christmas and good old moonshine!"
December 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Cousin Eddie in his RV so fine,
Said, "The sewer's a real goldmine!"
With a grin and a cheer,
He toasted cold beer,
"Here's to Christmas and good old moonshine!"
Said, "The sewer's a real goldmine!"
With a grin and a cheer,
He toasted cold beer,
"Here's to Christmas and good old moonshine!"
With moisture that cooks from the skin,
A juicy bird's where you begin,
At three twenty-five,
Let the turkey thrive,
And avoid a Thanksgiving sin!
A juicy bird's where you begin,
At three twenty-five,
Let the turkey thrive,
And avoid a Thanksgiving sin!
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 PM
With moisture that cooks from the skin,
A juicy bird's where you begin,
At three twenty-five,
Let the turkey thrive,
And avoid a Thanksgiving sin!
A juicy bird's where you begin,
At three twenty-five,
Let the turkey thrive,
And avoid a Thanksgiving sin!
But alas, when they finally arrived,
The park was closed—oh, how they contrived!
With a bold, crazy plan,
Clark broke in, oh man!
In laughter and chaos, they thrived!
The park was closed—oh, how they contrived!
With a bold, crazy plan,
Clark broke in, oh man!
In laughter and chaos, they thrived!
November 26, 2024 at 7:42 PM
But alas, when they finally arrived,
The park was closed—oh, how they contrived!
With a bold, crazy plan,
Clark broke in, oh man!
In laughter and chaos, they thrived!
The park was closed—oh, how they contrived!
With a bold, crazy plan,
Clark broke in, oh man!
In laughter and chaos, they thrived!
In a car filled with hope and with cheer,
Clark drove his family far, oh so near.
With mishaps galore,
They faced troubles and more,
To Wally World’s gates, they did steer.
Clark drove his family far, oh so near.
With mishaps galore,
They faced troubles and more,
To Wally World’s gates, they did steer.
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
In a car filled with hope and with cheer,
Clark drove his family far, oh so near.
With mishaps galore,
They faced troubles and more,
To Wally World’s gates, they did steer.
Clark drove his family far, oh so near.
With mishaps galore,
They faced troubles and more,
To Wally World’s gates, they did steer.
With trials stalled, the stakes were high,
Yet Trump tweets, "Against odds, I fly!"
In a shuffle of fate,
As he navigates,
The law bends as the eagles cry.
Yet Trump tweets, "Against odds, I fly!"
In a shuffle of fate,
As he navigates,
The law bends as the eagles cry.
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
With trials stalled, the stakes were high,
Yet Trump tweets, "Against odds, I fly!"
In a shuffle of fate,
As he navigates,
The law bends as the eagles cry.
Yet Trump tweets, "Against odds, I fly!"
In a shuffle of fate,
As he navigates,
The law bends as the eagles cry.
Chuck Woolery, the host we adored,
On "Love Connection," his charm was poured.
With laughter and flair,
He matched hearts with care,
A TV treasure, forever adored.
On "Love Connection," his charm was poured.
With laughter and flair,
He matched hearts with care,
A TV treasure, forever adored.
November 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Chuck Woolery, the host we adored,
On "Love Connection," his charm was poured.
With laughter and flair,
He matched hearts with care,
A TV treasure, forever adored.
On "Love Connection," his charm was poured.
With laughter and flair,
He matched hearts with care,
A TV treasure, forever adored.
As Thanksgiving draws near, skies may turn gray,
With winter storms threatening travel each way.
In the Sierra, snow's piling high,
While winds gust and howl, oh my!
From coast to coast, let’s hope for a clear day! #thanksgivingtravel
With winter storms threatening travel each way.
In the Sierra, snow's piling high,
While winds gust and howl, oh my!
From coast to coast, let’s hope for a clear day! #thanksgivingtravel
November 25, 2024 at 2:37 AM
As Thanksgiving draws near, skies may turn gray,
With winter storms threatening travel each way.
In the Sierra, snow's piling high,
While winds gust and howl, oh my!
From coast to coast, let’s hope for a clear day! #thanksgivingtravel
With winter storms threatening travel each way.
In the Sierra, snow's piling high,
While winds gust and howl, oh my!
From coast to coast, let’s hope for a clear day! #thanksgivingtravel
In a world where we find our own glee,
One's happiness is not dependent on misery.
With kindness we share,
And love in the air,
Together we thrive, wild and free!
One's happiness is not dependent on misery.
With kindness we share,
And love in the air,
Together we thrive, wild and free!
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
In a world where we find our own glee,
One's happiness is not dependent on misery.
With kindness we share,
And love in the air,
Together we thrive, wild and free!
One's happiness is not dependent on misery.
With kindness we share,
And love in the air,
Together we thrive, wild and free!
The holiday spirit may blend,
With a caution to sing and to mend.
So enjoy every note,
But don’t rock the boat,
For a peaceful show is the trend!#Wicked
With a caution to sing and to mend.
So enjoy every note,
But don’t rock the boat,
For a peaceful show is the trend!#Wicked
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The holiday spirit may blend,
With a caution to sing and to mend.
So enjoy every note,
But don’t rock the boat,
For a peaceful show is the trend!#Wicked
With a caution to sing and to mend.
So enjoy every note,
But don’t rock the boat,
For a peaceful show is the trend!#Wicked
In theaters where "Wicked" takes flight,
Some moviegoers sing with delight.
But the rules are now clear,
"Keep it quiet, my dear,
Or your tickets may vanish from sight!"
Some moviegoers sing with delight.
But the rules are now clear,
"Keep it quiet, my dear,
Or your tickets may vanish from sight!"
November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
In theaters where "Wicked" takes flight,
Some moviegoers sing with delight.
But the rules are now clear,
"Keep it quiet, my dear,
Or your tickets may vanish from sight!"
Some moviegoers sing with delight.
But the rules are now clear,
"Keep it quiet, my dear,
Or your tickets may vanish from sight!"
In the halls where the GOP plays,
They shuffled young Matt in strange ways.
Like priests on the run,
From deeds that were done,
They sought to avoid public gaze.
They shuffled young Matt in strange ways.
Like priests on the run,
From deeds that were done,
They sought to avoid public gaze.
November 24, 2024 at 1:35 AM
In the halls where the GOP plays,
They shuffled young Matt in strange ways.
Like priests on the run,
From deeds that were done,
They sought to avoid public gaze.
They shuffled young Matt in strange ways.
Like priests on the run,
From deeds that were done,
They sought to avoid public gaze.
In Florida, where sunshine is bright,
Pam Biondi's decisions took flight.
For a sum, oh so small,
She turned a blind call,
While Trump danced with fraud in the night.
Pam Biondi's decisions took flight.
For a sum, oh so small,
She turned a blind call,
While Trump danced with fraud in the night.
November 22, 2024 at 10:36 PM
In Florida, where sunshine is bright,
Pam Biondi's decisions took flight.
For a sum, oh so small,
She turned a blind call,
While Trump danced with fraud in the night.
Pam Biondi's decisions took flight.
For a sum, oh so small,
She turned a blind call,
While Trump danced with fraud in the night.
In December, a parade filled with cheer,
Clowns march in, spreading laughter and cheer,
With Trump at the helm,
The antics overwhelm,
A circus of chaos, oh dear!
Clowns march in, spreading laughter and cheer,
With Trump at the helm,
The antics overwhelm,
A circus of chaos, oh dear!
November 16, 2024 at 10:31 PM
In December, a parade filled with cheer,
Clowns march in, spreading laughter and cheer,
With Trump at the helm,
The antics overwhelm,
A circus of chaos, oh dear!
Clowns march in, spreading laughter and cheer,
With Trump at the helm,
The antics overwhelm,
A circus of chaos, oh dear!
In Ohio, where JD resides,
Had a couch that he took for a ride,
On Christmas Eve night,
In a curious sight,
He found joy where the cushions confide!
Had a couch that he took for a ride,
On Christmas Eve night,
In a curious sight,
He found joy where the cushions confide!
November 16, 2024 at 10:25 PM
In Ohio, where JD resides,
Had a couch that he took for a ride,
On Christmas Eve night,
In a curious sight,
He found joy where the cushions confide!
Had a couch that he took for a ride,
On Christmas Eve night,
In a curious sight,
He found joy where the cushions confide!
On a cold Christmas Eve, tales unfold,
Of Gaetz and his actions quite bold.
With whispers of youth,
In shadows of truth,
A holiday story that's bitter and cold.
Of Gaetz and his actions quite bold.
With whispers of youth,
In shadows of truth,
A holiday story that's bitter and cold.
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
On a cold Christmas Eve, tales unfold,
Of Gaetz and his actions quite bold.
With whispers of youth,
In shadows of truth,
A holiday story that's bitter and cold.
Of Gaetz and his actions quite bold.
With whispers of youth,
In shadows of truth,
A holiday story that's bitter and cold.