Clark Griswold
@griswoldchristmas.com
Hi, I’m Clark Griswold, but you can just call me Clark. I'm a husband, a father, and, let’s be honest, an all-around good guy—Oh, and if you ever need help putting up Christmas lights or fixing your car... I'm your go-to guy!
In a town where the faithful would pray,
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.
February 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
In a town where the faithful would pray,
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.
Some sold their beliefs for a sway.
With banners held high,
They'd twist truth and lie,
As the light of their faith slipped away.
A King Cake so sweet and divine,
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!
January 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A King Cake so sweet and divine,
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!
With colors that brightly entwine.
Filled with cinnamon swirl,
And a small plastic pearl,
Its flavor is simply sublime!
If a buyout comes your way with a rush,
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.
January 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If a buyout comes your way with a rush,
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.
Take a moment, don't leap in a hush.
Your choice is what matters,
But don't let it shatter,
Stay cautious, don't tumble or crush.
In person, much work is underway,
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
In person, much work is underway,
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!
Offline, we make progress each day.
Though not all's online,
Our numbers do shine,
Small acts wear tyranny away!
There once were some leaders, quite grand,
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?
January 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
There once were some leaders, quite grand,
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?
Whose politics got out of hand.
They'd pander and preach,
To those hard to reach,
Why not govern, instead of grandstand?
Good morning, New Year's Eve cheer,
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.
December 31, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Good morning, New Year's Eve cheer,
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.
Reflect on the strength gained this year.
You've grown quite a lot,
Through challenges fought,
With grace, step ahead without fear.
At airports, they're quite the delight,
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!
December 28, 2024 at 3:27 PM
At airports, they're quite the delight,
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!
Free carts for your luggage, just right.
With wheels that glide,
They ease your stride,
Making travel a breeze, day or night!
In a world where tech reigns supreme,
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems
December 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
In a world where tech reigns supreme,
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems
First world problems are a digital dream.
We fret when Wi-Fi's slow,
Or our smart fridge won't show,
Grateful for these first world problems, it seems!
#FirstWorldProblems
To Elon, Trump handed with glee,
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."
December 21, 2024 at 12:25 PM
To Elon, Trump handed with glee,
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."
"The bill that sets all rules free.
For EVs and space,
Safety's erased,
I'll return with your iced tea."
The richest man had his own spree,
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.
December 21, 2024 at 2:43 AM
The richest man had his own spree,
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.
Cut kids' funds and let drug prices be.
China caps stayed high,
While Trump did apply,
For a debt ceiling raise, got no plea.
In a world where roles were playfully spun,
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?
December 21, 2024 at 2:39 AM
In a world where roles were playfully spun,
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?
Elon's ventures were second to none.
And by his side, with flair and sway,
Was Donald, the First Lady, leading the way?
In winter's chill, a bully did sneer,
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!
December 18, 2024 at 2:00 AM
In winter's chill, a bully did sneer,
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!
But with courage, we conquered our fear.
In festive light's glow,
We let kindness show,
And stood strong, spreading holiday cheer!
In Missouri, where infants face plight,
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
In Missouri, where infants face plight,
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.
Mortality rates give quite the fright.
While Hawley debates,
And action abates,
The need for more care is in sight.
No towels thrown till I do, my friend,
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!
December 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
No towels thrown till I do, my friend,
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!
Big breath, locked in, to the end.
Let's push through this fight,
With all of our might,
Together, our spirits won't bend!
We're still in the game, have no fear,
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!
December 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
We're still in the game, have no fear,
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!
Wipe your tears, hold hope near.
Defying expectation,
With strong determination,
We won't quit; the finish line's clear!
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
December 17, 2024 at 1:46 AM
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
December 17, 2024 at 1:45 AM
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
December 16, 2024 at 11:37 PM
In Madison's halls, terror took flight,
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.
While leaders offered prayers, not the fight.
With each tragic tear,
They whisper, "We're here,"
Yet action remains out of sight.