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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 10h

I heard that mf Sorin is mirthless. Zero mirth in his centuries old body. The Toji Fushiguro of Mirth, even

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Sorin and Garruk did both get turned into objects tho🤝🏻

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Bring Garruk back as an eco terrorist

He wages war for the bonders and kaiju of Ikoria, keeps Thunder Junction and Muraganda uncolonized and maybe expands gruul lands so we can go back + my personal fanservice

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Garruk is just the meme "Dudes say they're battling demons and the demons are just bisexual thoughts" personified

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Dude folds Innistrad in the morning, mortal realm of Kamigawa in an afternoon, most of Ixalan that evening and Thunder Junction before the night is out

I feel like his biggest set backs would be planes abundant in things bigger than him and technology

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Garruk is a victim to powerscaling

He was a one man multiversal threat before Eldraine

I'd even argue he's a planar threat in some circumstances bc he's still a fuggin 8ft tall, 600lb brick shithouse with a fuckoff axe and growth magic

Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Fuck my life we're not seeing him for 10 years now

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 11h

Fuck my life we're not seeing him for 10 years now

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☆V☆ 🔜 PAXU @valeriefatality.bsky.social · 13h

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 13h

Neat

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Himbo Blacksmith🇿🇦🇮🇹 @himboblacksmith.bsky.social · 22h

The tank's role is to draw aggro

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 13h

Also sucks that it doesn't have access to blue to protect itself better, but black lets us lean into reanimator lines

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

So far it feels like worse Ruric Thar lol

It's a convoluted combo line hidden behind stax

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

@thehermitdruid.bsky.social get the spray bottle before I hurt my own feelings

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

Wait, I don't need to be faster. I just need to slow everyone else down

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

Listen, Kodama out w Dockside is heinous work. You getting treasure then land drops

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

This deck can be so redundant, you're essentially playing a 50ish card deck

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Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 17h

Was completely on purpose

Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 20h

Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 14h

They had to bad Dockside, JLo and Crypt bc my dumbass would be testing Kodama in cEDH rn

Would it be better than Dargo? No. Is it too convoluted? Probably.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17h

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 16h

Brothermaniaaa

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Big Dan @bigdanthenerd.bsky.social · 17h

Friendship....with more than just puctured

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 17h

Allegedly the meeting went better than we thought, but we'll see

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 22h

If you are a federal worker, there are several credit unions and other financial institutions that are offering zero interest loans during the government shutdown.

Please go to my website for more information: www.sanders.senate.gov/resources-fo...

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 19h

Dawg I'm 23. I can't keep working for people that peaked in high school lol

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Mike, Débrouillard @grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social · 19h

Cleaned out my locker

New Sous: Aw fuck

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