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"Should it become necessary in the course of the campaign for the Dungeon Master to determine the proportions of male pregnants in the fantasy milieu, the following tables betoken the width, length, and girth of the gravido’s nascent bulk:"
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
You have an Overbrain and an Underbrain. We use 99% of the Underbrain. If you hit 100%? You become a “feral”. Ferals are hunted by a guy named Kord
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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I see you, son. I gotta admit I haven’t been fair to you. I know you’re not a bruiser like your old jarhead dad. But you’re a warrior for this family in your own way. That sports betting app? That’s where you fight for our family. And that makes me so goddamn proud. Never stop fighting for us, son.
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM