Mamylon
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It’s time for my long-awaited sequel to this thread: a ranking of 55 characters in the first hundred issues of Spider-Man, based ONLY on the first hundred issues of Spider-Man. This means that Dr. Michael Morbius, first appearing in issue 101, will not make the cut. Sorry to the Morbius-heads
Using this space as a repository for only my most indulgent, masturbatory posts. Accordingly, here are my top 70 X-Men characters based ONLY on their appearances from the Claremont era (1975 - 1991). Slightly weighted towards Claremont’s pet recurring nonpowered characters—my favorite kind of guy
This one’s going to annoy people, but: here’s a ranking of my top 55 characters in Joss Whedon’s “Buffyverse.” I’m excluding the comics, but only because, if I included the comics, it would be 54 TV characters plus a dual entry for Giles’ sexy aunts. Like putting Watchmen on your “best novels” list
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I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
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Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
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oh? you're approaching me?
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
oh? you're approaching me?
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
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If you’re on Bluesky and you ship Jaka and Cerebus, reply here and drop your best playlist, art, or fic! Would love to put together a Jakebus “starter pack” for people in the fandom coming onto Bluesky. If you’re a multishipper you can reply here too as long as you primarily post about Jakebus!
December 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
If you’re on Bluesky and you ship Jaka and Cerebus, reply here and drop your best playlist, art, or fic! Would love to put together a Jakebus “starter pack” for people in the fandom coming onto Bluesky. If you’re a multishipper you can reply here too as long as you primarily post about Jakebus!
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Incredible discovery made by @g0m.bsky.social : the infamous “Light and Void” issue of Cerebus was edited between the original publication and collected edition, but only to remove the term “cream pie.” Someone must have pointed out to him the ambiguity in the term “cream pie”
January 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Incredible discovery made by @g0m.bsky.social : the infamous “Light and Void” issue of Cerebus was edited between the original publication and collected edition, but only to remove the term “cream pie.” Someone must have pointed out to him the ambiguity in the term “cream pie”
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Sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to! I fucked up! I’m so fucking sorry! I’ll delete it!
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to! I fucked up! I’m so fucking sorry! I’ll delete it!
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wow u guys weren't kidding this war of the worlds remake is terrible
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
wow u guys weren't kidding this war of the worlds remake is terrible
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He’s talking about the person
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He’s talking about the person
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
DAVE SIM COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if an aardvark had a nagging wife. That’d be so fucking funny dude
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
DAVE SIM COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if an aardvark had a nagging wife. That’d be so fucking funny dude
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
I’m not alt-texting these but here’s how Cerebus is going.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I’m not alt-texting these but here’s how Cerebus is going.
Now that my job deals way more directly with food and cash benefits, I sure am hearing the word “embarrassed” a lot more than I was before
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Now that my job deals way more directly with food and cash benefits, I sure am hearing the word “embarrassed” a lot more than I was before
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Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
When I was barely able to talk I imprinted on the movie “Home Alone” like a gosling. The way O’Hara screams “KEVIN!” on that airplane is as deeply etched into my brain as the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer. RIP
The legendary Catherine O’Hara has died.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
She was 71.
Per TMZ.
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
When I was barely able to talk I imprinted on the movie “Home Alone” like a gosling. The way O’Hara screams “KEVIN!” on that airplane is as deeply etched into my brain as the Pledge of Allegiance and the Lord’s Prayer. RIP
$28 million directly from Amazon to Melania for this. Sometimes a movie is just a bribe and that’s valid
REVIEW | Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film
Melania Trump is a scowling void of pure nothingness in her ghastly film – review
www.independent.co.uk
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 PM
$28 million directly from Amazon to Melania for this. Sometimes a movie is just a bribe and that’s valid
MELINA: Please. I act of my own volition now. None shall dissuade me from my chosen purpose… not even you.
TARNISHED LUFFY: But you’re part of my crew! I can’t become Elden Lord without my ship’s maid!
MELINA: “Maiden.”
TARNISHED LUFFY: But you’re part of my crew! I can’t become Elden Lord without my ship’s maid!
MELINA: “Maiden.”
January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
MELINA: Please. I act of my own volition now. None shall dissuade me from my chosen purpose… not even you.
TARNISHED LUFFY: But you’re part of my crew! I can’t become Elden Lord without my ship’s maid!
MELINA: “Maiden.”
TARNISHED LUFFY: But you’re part of my crew! I can’t become Elden Lord without my ship’s maid!
MELINA: “Maiden.”
STEVE BANNON [Timberlake]: And one more thing. Drop the “the.” Just “Be Best.” It’s cleaner.
MELANIA: Huh.
MELANIA: Huh.
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 PM
STEVE BANNON [Timberlake]: And one more thing. Drop the “the.” Just “Be Best.” It’s cleaner.
MELANIA: Huh.
MELANIA: Huh.
Trying to explain the value of human liberty, safety and dignity to a US Senator: okay imagine $500,000
NO SENATE VOTE TONIGHT
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
Couldn’t get all senators to allow a speedy vote. Schumer tells reporters Lindsey Graham is blocking it. “That’s the holdup,” Schumer tells reporters. Graham wants to keep a provision letting him sue to pocket $500,000 over J6 phone records seized.
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Trying to explain the value of human liberty, safety and dignity to a US Senator: okay imagine $500,000
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Me trying to come up with a smooth come-on: Did you get inhaled recently? Because Kirby came by today looking like a smokeshow
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Me trying to come up with a smooth come-on: Did you get inhaled recently? Because Kirby came by today looking like a smokeshow