Mamylon
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It’s time for my long-awaited sequel to this thread: a ranking of 55 characters in the first hundred issues of Spider-Man, based ONLY on the first hundred issues of Spider-Man. This means that Dr. Michael Morbius, first appearing in issue 101, will not make the cut. Sorry to the Morbius-heads
Using this space as a repository for only my most indulgent, masturbatory posts. Accordingly, here are my top 70 X-Men characters based ONLY on their appearances from the Claremont era (1975 - 1991). Slightly weighted towards Claremont’s pet recurring nonpowered characters—my favorite kind of guy
This one’s going to annoy people, but: here’s a ranking of my top 55 characters in Joss Whedon’s “Buffyverse.” I’m excluding the comics, but only because, if I included the comics, it would be 54 TV characters plus a dual entry for Giles’ sexy aunts. Like putting Watchmen on your “best novels” list
I’ve heard “Pink Pony Club” at the last three weddings I went to, and it’s really good. They also played the Hot To Go song at the third wedding, but I was in the bathroom at the time so I only heard it kind of dim and echoing. Probably also a good song but I can’t be sure
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’ve heard “Pink Pony Club” at the last three weddings I went to, and it’s really good. They also played the Hot To Go song at the third wedding, but I was in the bathroom at the time so I only heard it kind of dim and echoing. Probably also a good song but I can’t be sure
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
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Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
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CHOTINER: So your shouts went up with all the rest and you welded your oath to theirs?
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So your shouts went up with all the rest and you welded your oath to theirs?
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
The Pitt isn’t as anti-cop as we might like, but it’s obviously very devoted to reframing standard notions of heroism (towards medical workers but also organ donors, good Samaritans etc).
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The Pitt isn’t as anti-cop as we might like, but it’s obviously very devoted to reframing standard notions of heroism (towards medical workers but also organ donors, good Samaritans etc).
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
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Finished The Virgin Suicides. Time to crack open this book that, as I understand it, is about a tall man sticking his fingers in a jar of honey while a beautiful blond lady threatens to gasp right out of her corset
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Finished The Virgin Suicides. Time to crack open this book that, as I understand it, is about a tall man sticking his fingers in a jar of honey while a beautiful blond lady threatens to gasp right out of her corset
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I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
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Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
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oh? you're approaching me?
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
oh? you're approaching me?
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
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So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 AM
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
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If you’re on Bluesky and you ship Jaka and Cerebus, reply here and drop your best playlist, art, or fic! Would love to put together a Jakebus “starter pack” for people in the fandom coming onto Bluesky. If you’re a multishipper you can reply here too as long as you primarily post about Jakebus!
December 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
If you’re on Bluesky and you ship Jaka and Cerebus, reply here and drop your best playlist, art, or fic! Would love to put together a Jakebus “starter pack” for people in the fandom coming onto Bluesky. If you’re a multishipper you can reply here too as long as you primarily post about Jakebus!
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Incredible discovery made by @g0m.bsky.social : the infamous “Light and Void” issue of Cerebus was edited between the original publication and collected edition, but only to remove the term “cream pie.” Someone must have pointed out to him the ambiguity in the term “cream pie”
January 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Incredible discovery made by @g0m.bsky.social : the infamous “Light and Void” issue of Cerebus was edited between the original publication and collected edition, but only to remove the term “cream pie.” Someone must have pointed out to him the ambiguity in the term “cream pie”
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Sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to! I fucked up! I’m so fucking sorry! I’ll delete it!
January 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Sorry! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to! I fucked up! I’m so fucking sorry! I’ll delete it!
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wow u guys weren't kidding this war of the worlds remake is terrible
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
wow u guys weren't kidding this war of the worlds remake is terrible
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He’s talking about the person
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 AM
He’s talking about the person
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
DAVE SIM COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if an aardvark had a nagging wife. That’d be so fucking funny dude
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
DAVE SIM COMING UP WITH A NEW COMIC IDEA: What if an aardvark had a nagging wife. That’d be so fucking funny dude
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
DAVE SIM SITTING DOWN TO WRITE THE COMIC: That poor fucking aardvark [sobbing] He has suffered worse than Christ
DAVE SIM LETTERING THE COMIC:
I’m not alt-texting these but here’s how Cerebus is going.
January 31, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I’m not alt-texting these but here’s how Cerebus is going.
