Mamylon
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It’s time for my long-awaited sequel to this thread: a ranking of 55 characters in the first hundred issues of Spider-Man, based ONLY on the first hundred issues of Spider-Man. This means that Dr. Michael Morbius, first appearing in issue 101, will not make the cut. Sorry to the Morbius-heads
Using this space as a repository for only my most indulgent, masturbatory posts. Accordingly, here are my top 70 X-Men characters based ONLY on their appearances from the Claremont era (1975 - 1991). Slightly weighted towards Claremont’s pet recurring nonpowered characters—my favorite kind of guy
This one’s going to annoy people, but: here’s a ranking of my top 55 characters in Joss Whedon’s “Buffyverse.” I’m excluding the comics, but only because, if I included the comics, it would be 54 TV characters plus a dual entry for Giles’ sexy aunts. Like putting Watchmen on your “best novels” list
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An R&D moonshot for scalable and indistinguishable lab grown meat is my biggest pet issue
February 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
An R&D moonshot for scalable and indistinguishable lab grown meat is my biggest pet issue
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I was genuinely shocked to see a poll after the ‘24 election showing that 96% of voters with a “very negative” perception of Joe Biden voted for Trump. Almost every single person I knew hated Biden and still voted for Harris. It made me realize how stupidly fucking marginal all these arguments are
One thing many people refuse to understand is that voting for Kamala Harris doesn’t excuse you for telling everyone she sucks and convincing others not to vote for her
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was genuinely shocked to see a poll after the ‘24 election showing that 96% of voters with a “very negative” perception of Joe Biden voted for Trump. Almost every single person I knew hated Biden and still voted for Harris. It made me realize how stupidly fucking marginal all these arguments are
Open to critique here
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Open to critique here
“Because You Left.”
When someone gets upset about my extensive, rambling time travel arc 🖕 THIS IS LOST SEASON 5 BITCH! We clown in this motherfucker take your sensitive ass back to LOST SEASON 1
When someone gets upset about my extensive, rambling time travel arc 🖕 THIS IS LOST SEASON 5 BITCH! We clown in this motherfucker take your sensitive ass back to LOST SEASON 1
February 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
“Because You Left.”
When someone gets upset about my extensive, rambling time travel arc 🖕 THIS IS LOST SEASON 5 BITCH! We clown in this motherfucker take your sensitive ass back to LOST SEASON 1
When someone gets upset about my extensive, rambling time travel arc 🖕 THIS IS LOST SEASON 5 BITCH! We clown in this motherfucker take your sensitive ass back to LOST SEASON 1
“Stunts” and “Yearning” feels like a prank on me. Criterion Channel is so good, strong recommend for anyone at basically any level looking to get more into movies
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February 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“Stunts” and “Yearning” feels like a prank on me. Criterion Channel is so good, strong recommend for anyone at basically any level looking to get more into movies
At my (bankrupt, American) mall, stores keep popping up called like “The Trend Zone” that sell, like, Dubai chocolate and labubus and almost nothing else. One had a big sign out front that said “AS SEEN ON TIKTOK.” Then they close in two months. Like a parody of what we have now instead of culture
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 PM
At my (bankrupt, American) mall, stores keep popping up called like “The Trend Zone” that sell, like, Dubai chocolate and labubus and almost nothing else. One had a big sign out front that said “AS SEEN ON TIKTOK.” Then they close in two months. Like a parody of what we have now instead of culture
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ten years ago today no one clapped
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 PM
ten years ago today no one clapped
Matt’s Take: I’m not entirely an anti-political violence hardliner, but I do think you’ve gotta cool it when the nonviolence people are giving a generational performance. It’s not like the alternatives right now are “firebomb a Wal-Mart” and “vote Schumer.” There’s a general strike at the Wal-Mart.
the "firebomb a Walmart" crowd are some of the most fucking annoying people on social media.
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Matt’s Take: I’m not entirely an anti-political violence hardliner, but I do think you’ve gotta cool it when the nonviolence people are giving a generational performance. It’s not like the alternatives right now are “firebomb a Wal-Mart” and “vote Schumer.” There’s a general strike at the Wal-Mart.
I’ve heard “Pink Pony Club” at the last three weddings I went to, and it’s really good. They also played the Hot To Go song at the third wedding, but I was in the bathroom at the time so I only heard it kind of dim and echoing. Probably also a good song but I can’t be sure
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’ve heard “Pink Pony Club” at the last three weddings I went to, and it’s really good. They also played the Hot To Go song at the third wedding, but I was in the bathroom at the time so I only heard it kind of dim and echoing. Probably also a good song but I can’t be sure
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I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I thought for sure this was an old quote. He said this statement this morning.
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Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
February 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Next time someone asks you about energy and land use, maybe remind them that the ~35 million acres that currently grow corn for ethanol in the US could produce ~15 PWh per year of electricity from solar photovoltaics. That's ~3.5 times more than *total annual generation from all US power plants*.
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CHOTINER: So your shouts went up with all the rest and you welded your oath to theirs?
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
February 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
CHOTINER: So your shouts went up with all the rest and you welded your oath to theirs?
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
ISHMAEL: Yes.
CHOTINER: And yet you say Starbuck, Stubb and Flask were possessed so that Ahab’s hate seemed theirs?
ISHMAEL: Well, listen…
CHOTINER: Sure.
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kills me every time lol
December 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
kills me every time lol
The Pitt isn’t as anti-cop as we might like, but it’s obviously very devoted to reframing standard notions of heroism (towards medical workers but also organ donors, good Samaritans etc).
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The Pitt isn’t as anti-cop as we might like, but it’s obviously very devoted to reframing standard notions of heroism (towards medical workers but also organ donors, good Samaritans etc).
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
But realistically, “the bees that protect the hive” are probably the badass bees who Get The Bad Guys, so.
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It’s the best season 😈
February 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
It’s the best season 😈
Finished The Virgin Suicides. Time to crack open this book that, as I understand it, is about a tall man sticking his fingers in a jar of honey while a beautiful blond lady threatens to gasp right out of her corset
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Finished The Virgin Suicides. Time to crack open this book that, as I understand it, is about a tall man sticking his fingers in a jar of honey while a beautiful blond lady threatens to gasp right out of her corset
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It’s in the holy trinity of New Years Eve romcoms with The Apartment and Phantom Thread
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
It’s in the holy trinity of New Years Eve romcoms with The Apartment and Phantom Thread
I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I just watched “When Harry Met Sally” all the way through for the first time. Instantly one of my top 20 or so movies. What do you even say to that
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Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100
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oh? you're approaching me?
January 31, 2026 at 4:02 PM
oh? you're approaching me?
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀
go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)