SharkFarts
@groovetopia.bsky.social
Well now they’ll lose federal funds. #itsuckshere
January 14, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Well now they’ll lose federal funds. #itsuckshere
Fuck milk (and your mom).
January 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fuck milk (and your mom).
I’m pro Kat but I taint all my dollars. #itsapersonalthang
Time to throw some non tainted dollars Kat’s way.
AIPAC spends hundreds of millions buying primaries across the country.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
Now they’re trying to buy mine.
January 14, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I’m pro Kat but I taint all my dollars. #itsapersonalthang
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This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
I didn’t wake up this morning planning to imagine Nancy Drew railing a shirtless demon in a 1930s boarding school, but here we f#%kin’ are.
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I didn’t wake up this morning planning to imagine Nancy Drew railing a shirtless demon in a 1930s boarding school, but here we f#%kin’ are.
I named my fists Scylla and Charybdis because I like the band The Police. I may have misunderstood the assignment.
December 1, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I named my fists Scylla and Charybdis because I like the band The Police. I may have misunderstood the assignment.
I grew up fairly conservative. The dirtiest thing I was ever taught was that the second vowel made the first vowel say its name. Kinky. We learned about antecedents much later. Didn’t exactly clear things up.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I grew up fairly conservative. The dirtiest thing I was ever taught was that the second vowel made the first vowel say its name. Kinky. We learned about antecedents much later. Didn’t exactly clear things up.
Well I’m definitely going to the airport tits out now.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Well I’m definitely going to the airport tits out now.
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are more of us than there are of them.
I would also like 230 million dollars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
October 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I would also like 230 million dollars. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
People of faith can still be assholes. I once worked for an asshole pastor. The problem is that the “asshole” part makes me question the “of faith” part.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
People of faith can still be assholes. I once worked for an asshole pastor. The problem is that the “asshole” part makes me question the “of faith” part.
My favorite part of the NFL is when one team wins, and they spend the rest of the season trying to dismantle the other team’s organization. There can be only one.
September 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My favorite part of the NFL is when one team wins, and they spend the rest of the season trying to dismantle the other team’s organization. There can be only one.
Texas is, as far as I’m concerned, a place I never need to go to again. Fuck em.
September 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Texas is, as far as I’m concerned, a place I never need to go to again. Fuck em.
Q: But America is a Christian nation!
A: Ha! Only if by “Christian” you mean “literally doing the opposite of what Christ said.” We built a religion that worships guns, borders, and billionaires — that’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry with a choir.
A: Ha! Only if by “Christian” you mean “literally doing the opposite of what Christ said.” We built a religion that worships guns, borders, and billionaires — that’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry with a choir.
August 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Q: But America is a Christian nation!
A: Ha! Only if by “Christian” you mean “literally doing the opposite of what Christ said.” We built a religion that worships guns, borders, and billionaires — that’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry with a choir.
A: Ha! Only if by “Christian” you mean “literally doing the opposite of what Christ said.” We built a religion that worships guns, borders, and billionaires — that’s not Christianity, that’s idolatry with a choir.
Every single thing I read makes me say the f word. Congratulations America!
August 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single thing I read makes me say the f word. Congratulations America!
We fund all these roads and who benefits? Contractors, heavy equipment manufacturers, automakers, oil companies, and ambulance services (and I guess the tow truck conglomerate). We don’t see a penny of that. How is that fair?
Lutnick on Rand Paul calling the Intel nationalism "a step toward socialism": "That is not socialism. I'll tell you what that is. That's the best businessman in the United States of America, in the Oval Office, doing fair things for us, the American taxpayers."
August 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
We fund all these roads and who benefits? Contractors, heavy equipment manufacturers, automakers, oil companies, and ambulance services (and I guess the tow truck conglomerate). We don’t see a penny of that. How is that fair?
I love dc. No fucking way I’m going there now.
August 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love dc. No fucking way I’m going there now.
I hope the next administration has a huge sage budget.
August 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I hope the next administration has a huge sage budget.
I don’t feel the need to go to Texas ever again. Rip.
August 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don’t feel the need to go to Texas ever again. Rip.
Super fun day in the city.
June 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Super fun day in the city.