william
grosselegume.bsky.social
william
@grosselegume.bsky.social
📍naarm, he/him

last.fm: /grosselegume
which AI program will cure my sinus infection that has had me blasting what feels like half my brain out of my nose every 15 minutes this entire week
November 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
that 30 sec stretch towards the end of “La Yugular” where you’re suddenly hit with a merciless impulse to don a nun’s habit and genuflect
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 AM
*loud fart noise*
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
attributed my whelmed reaction to the new robyn to the headcold that has been in development at @grosselegume HQ the last couple days...and then "baby forgive me" autoplayed afterward and sounded incredibly momentous
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
still shaking with delight after that uk celeb traitors finale. what a show
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
can rose gray hurry up and announce a naarm show already so I can avoid the indignity of having to attend “mighty hoopla sydney” (powered by superstruct)
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i love good news!
November 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
need to improve my instagram reels algorithm. i'm getting served up wayyyyyyyy too many clips from podcasts
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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oh dear. This is the third time in two years NSW Police have investigated zionist nonsense and reported back with zero evidence.
No media about this?

NSW Police investigated 14 incidents of alleged antisemitic attacks and found NO evidence of Iran or any other foreign agent acting in relation to the 14 alleged antisemitic incidences

The Minns and Albanese govts both exploited this falsehood to further their own agendas

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October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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If over 100 people were murdered (including 46 children) in 24 hours anywhere in the west, there would be cataclysmic consequences and they would call it a massacre.

When it happens in Gaza they call it a ceasefire…
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
who needs armando iannucci when sussan ley is around lol
Oh God. How could it possibly get worse. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
rosalía and CANADA collaborating again...maybe the world is healing after all
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
the blessed madonna calling terfy murphy's remaining fans "mumsnet kitchen disco knuckleheads" ohhhh whack em again for me marea! good MORNING!
October 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
looooooove listening back to the voice notes I sent my friends like 6 months ago lol…when I wanna yap im truly iconic at it
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
i can post my sporadic witticisms on culture and the ennui of living in a decaying society in an attempt to build following all i like, but at the end of the day…nothing hits like tits
back to having a high body hair count
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
marked safe from the grimes song on the nmf playlist ✅😁
October 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
back to having a high body hair count
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
d'angelo and diane in the same week...like... can you come up with something else
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
there aren't enough people talking about how insane the real housewives of london is. it's like they photocopied athena x from the first iteration of real housewives of sydney five times and then dialled up the derangement meter to 1000
October 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
you win some you lose some. and by that I mean I am still recovering from conjunctivitis BUT I did manage to make this cake
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
last night's episode of #rhoslc offering as much commentary on mother-daughter relationships as margaret drabble's "jerusalem the golden" like whew
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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NEW: Australians overwhelmingly recognise and oppose the genocide in Gaza and want the government to do more to stop it, according to a new poll released today.

www.deepcutnews.com/p/australian...
Australians overwhelmingly back sanctions on Israel, new poll finds
'Sizeable majority' of voters across political lines want Israel to end genocide in Gaza
www.deepcutnews.com
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
a couple of years ago a uk girl group called “needanamebro” started releasing exquisite ersatz sugababes singles, then adopted the name “say now” and their music suddenly became much more garish and personally unappealing. anyway thankfully Venus are here to fill the void:

youtu.be/t_srAreWyKQ?...
HATE IT Official Music Video
YouTube video by VENUS
youtu.be
October 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
my one listen is complete...now back to alternating between through the wall and the new zara larsson, which is riotously fun, charming, unexpectedly introspective and just has a bit of pep in its step in general. all things a showgirl should be!
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
so charlotte's crimes are calling her boring and tacky (which, well..........), and writing a song "saying it makes you sick to see my face" (patently incorrect)
October 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM