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@grouchylizard.bsky.social
lizard library lady. professional clever girl.
Miss you already, tough guy. Sure glad I was your girl.
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Miss you already, tough guy. Sure glad I was your girl.
In a minor car accident (my fault) in college and my glasses got knocked off. I had to get a random stranger to help me find them. He told me that everything would be OK and even though it felt like a big deal now someday I would look back on this and it would turn out to be absolutely nothing.
December 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In a minor car accident (my fault) in college and my glasses got knocked off. I had to get a random stranger to help me find them. He told me that everything would be OK and even though it felt like a big deal now someday I would look back on this and it would turn out to be absolutely nothing.
If you’re very lucky you can play them like they are bongo drums, sometimes while gently smacking the cat butt and repeating “Butt bongos! Got to play the butt bongos! Got to thump the kitty for kitty butt jazz!!” 10/10 no notes.
December 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you’re very lucky you can play them like they are bongo drums, sometimes while gently smacking the cat butt and repeating “Butt bongos! Got to play the butt bongos! Got to thump the kitty for kitty butt jazz!!” 10/10 no notes.
I still have ahead of me my yearly rewatches of Bad Santa, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Die Hard (ofc), Gremlins, The Addams Family (both a Halloween and Xmas flick!) and, most importantly, A Muppet Christmas Carol.
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I still have ahead of me my yearly rewatches of Bad Santa, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Die Hard (ofc), Gremlins, The Addams Family (both a Halloween and Xmas flick!) and, most importantly, A Muppet Christmas Carol.
Xmas Festive Movie Season started last weekend at the lumberjack’s with Christmas at the Kranks (DON’T JUDGE ME HIS PICK) followed by National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation then Elf.
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Xmas Festive Movie Season started last weekend at the lumberjack’s with Christmas at the Kranks (DON’T JUDGE ME HIS PICK) followed by National Lampoon’s Xmas Vacation then Elf.
Which is good because my back is going to be a fucking nightmare tomorrow and I’m going to be hanging upside down like a bat until my vertebrae unkink. But I can get stoned about it!
December 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Which is good because my back is going to be a fucking nightmare tomorrow and I’m going to be hanging upside down like a bat until my vertebrae unkink. But I can get stoned about it!
That said it’s drive-thru cheap reefer so still less hassle than the old days of Going to See a Dude and making awkward small talk hoping it’s not shitty. This is lovingly curated by a selection of UP 20-somethings with facial piercings who get really into things like terpenes and flavor profiles.
December 13, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That said it’s drive-thru cheap reefer so still less hassle than the old days of Going to See a Dude and making awkward small talk hoping it’s not shitty. This is lovingly curated by a selection of UP 20-somethings with facial piercings who get really into things like terpenes and flavor profiles.