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k8
@grouchylizard.bsky.social
lizard library lady. professional clever girl.
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how to join the maquis
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The cat in my profile picture went to cat heaven today. Waylon was the very best of all good boys ever and should have gotten more than 8 years. I let my ex keep him when I moved out and he was the best cat dad and Waylon had the best life possible but man shit sucks sometimes.
January 6, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Baby’s first catch. Baited my own hook and all. I think he’s proud of me.
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Went ice fishing for the very first time. I only caught one fish but it was by far the biggest of the day.
January 4, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Up north spending the end of a very weird year with the person who has arguably been the best part of said year. Start as you mean to go on.
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sometimes (ok, more often these days) I get wistful about living alone/the whole LDR experience and then I come home and eat takeout egg rolls standing up like a raccoon in pajamas and I remember why it’s nice sometimes not to have an audience.
December 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Successfully called into KBXE trivia and I am only semi ashamed to admit I got the answer from a video game. (New River Gorge Bridge in West Virginia, thank you Fallout 76!)
December 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My sister got me fancy stinky Italian cheese from a specialty deli in the Cities. Now it’s a true holiday feast! No longer as wistful the lumberjack isn’t here because fuck sharing, that’s all my cheese MINE.
December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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On the first night of winter, St. Nautilus flies through the air, pelting good children with candy and dousing the naughty ones in ink.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just missed taking a picture of a pileated woodpecker on the light pole across the street from my balcony. Come back, large friend!
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Reconnected with a high school friend I hadn’t seen in 15 years. An hour shooting the shit and it’s like no time passed. Except now we are middle aged emotionally stable professionals talking about grant writing and parenting (or semi-stepparenting as the case may be). A bonafide Xmas miracle.
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Xmas Festive Movie Season is happening at my place with one of my favorite foreign movies, Rare Exports (subtitled Finnish festive horror). Next up is Troll Hunter, to continue the Scandinavian monster theme.
December 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Found in the wild. Wisconsin! Also I find it appropriate that “Divorces” is a bigger font and image than “Weddings”. I wish I’d had a fireworks show when I got divorced.
December 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Drove to Ironwood and back, oof. The roads were worse than predicted and spending all damn day in the car for cheap reefer is a lot more fun when it’s not below zero, snowing, and dark at 4:30. I’m still punk enough to do it, though! And got a case of Spotted Cow for my troubles/college nostalgia.
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
15 years ago today I left my abusive shitbag ex-husband and was literally at the lowest point in my life. Today I went hottubbing then rolled in the snow and a lumberjack made me bacon-wrapped roast venison for dinner.
December 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Looks like I’m going to lose my job next month. Thanks, Beltrami County.
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Doing self care and not attending the big Watch Your Own Funeral county board meeting. I’m going to try to fix my slow-draining bathtub. Slimy hairy drain clogs sound like a lot more fun than local politics.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
This is a first draft and
I assume I'll edit it later
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Went to my pals’ Friendsgiving and had deep fried turkey for the first time and now that’s how you do that. 10/10 no notes and between that and the leftovers from my parents I am not cooking for the rest of the week.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The King reigns supreme atop the Secular Xmas Festivity Tree, as per tradition.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Couldn’t find the third foot for my cheapo fake Xmas tree, tore the house apart, gave it up for lost in the storm move chaos, bought a new cheapo fake Xmas tree, opened the box of ornaments and guess what was on top? Also anyone want a cheapo fake Xmas tree so I don’t have to have 2?
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Uneventful small family Thanksgiving! My mom made a big ass turkey even though no one likes roast turkey because my dad makes a fantastic turkey soup. I did not fight my sister even though she ate more of the stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Goo Goo Dolls (at BSU, my first real concert)
Warren Zevon (Jill Sobule opened)
Flogging Molly (St. Paul Irish Fair, my last time in a mosh pit)
Ani DiFranco (Margaret Cho opened)
Steve Earle (outdoor solo tour this summer)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Bob Seger/Molly Hatchet
Pete Seeger
U2 (nightclub)
Prince (Purple Rain debut)
Police/Go-Go's (arena)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Cyndi Lauper
Guns n Roses / Skid Row
Queensryche
Roxette
Veruca Salt
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Four days off in a row. I almost feel able to go to work and have more miserable conversations about the budget cuts and impending layoffs! Jk I want to run away into the woods. Told the lumberjack he needs to let me come up and shoot guns so he knows shit is serious.
November 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM