Old man yells at clouds
@grovester.bsky.social
Baddest motherfucker in Tunbridge Wells
Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
Was Perry Groves many years ago (not the football one)
Reader: it started raining
December 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reader: it started raining
Failed for whom? Farage is doing extremely well out of it.
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Failed for whom? Farage is doing extremely well out of it.
“a furious roadman cowboy somewhere in this godforsaken post code”
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO SPRINGSTEEN AGAIN JANINE
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO SPRINGSTEEN AGAIN JANINE
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
“a furious roadman cowboy somewhere in this godforsaken post code”
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO SPRINGSTEEN AGAIN JANINE
HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO SPRINGSTEEN AGAIN JANINE
What’s brown and sticky?
Poo.
Poo.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
What’s brown and sticky?
Poo.
Poo.
Damn, I wanted the answer to be “both”
December 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Damn, I wanted the answer to be “both”
He’s clearly thinking “Shouldn’t I be bringing that in for you?”
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He’s clearly thinking “Shouldn’t I be bringing that in for you?”
They look like they are genuinely cracking up at this point.
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
They look like they are genuinely cracking up at this point.
Once did a gig down in Devon at a social club which had a big sign outside saying “Friday Night: Meat Raffle” and below, in much smaller letters, “Saturday Night <my band’s name>”
Then had to explain Spinal Tap to the drummer.
And then what a meat raffle was.
Then had to explain Spinal Tap to the drummer.
And then what a meat raffle was.
December 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Once did a gig down in Devon at a social club which had a big sign outside saying “Friday Night: Meat Raffle” and below, in much smaller letters, “Saturday Night <my band’s name>”
Then had to explain Spinal Tap to the drummer.
And then what a meat raffle was.
Then had to explain Spinal Tap to the drummer.
And then what a meat raffle was.
Or, potentially “LOL no”
December 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Or, potentially “LOL no”
Everyone’s got amp stands these days.
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Everyone’s got amp stands these days.
Ah, Tiger Tiger, the ultimate rubbish after-work do nightclub. Every Pryzm or Shades or Reflections looks up to it, basking in the glow of cheap neon and terrible expensive cocktails
December 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ah, Tiger Tiger, the ultimate rubbish after-work do nightclub. Every Pryzm or Shades or Reflections looks up to it, basking in the glow of cheap neon and terrible expensive cocktails
Strictly speaking it finishes after work because there’s no work happening after it
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Strictly speaking it finishes after work because there’s no work happening after it
And more money, presumably
December 12, 2025 at 7:56 AM
And more money, presumably
Dominic Raab also spent time as a human rights lawyer as well as working on bringing war criminals to justice.
December 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Dominic Raab also spent time as a human rights lawyer as well as working on bringing war criminals to justice.
This is a simplistic view btw; the Med is just a hot mess (the top of the Matterhorn, in Switzerland, is actually from the African plate!).
Best to use this to describe the actual geology:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia...
(“Orogeny” is geological term for “all fucked up, dude”)
Best to use this to describe the actual geology:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia...
(“Orogeny” is geological term for “all fucked up, dude”)
Eurasian plate - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
This is a simplistic view btw; the Med is just a hot mess (the top of the Matterhorn, in Switzerland, is actually from the African plate!).
Best to use this to describe the actual geology:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia...
(“Orogeny” is geological term for “all fucked up, dude”)
Best to use this to describe the actual geology:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasia...
(“Orogeny” is geological term for “all fucked up, dude”)
The Mediterranean is a hot mess of mushed up micro continents and whatnot.
Cyprus is a bit of oceanic plate that’s been shoved where it shouldn’t be
Turkey and Italy are just a bunch of faults sliding around
Cyprus is a bit of oceanic plate that’s been shoved where it shouldn’t be
Turkey and Italy are just a bunch of faults sliding around
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The Mediterranean is a hot mess of mushed up micro continents and whatnot.
Cyprus is a bit of oceanic plate that’s been shoved where it shouldn’t be
Turkey and Italy are just a bunch of faults sliding around
Cyprus is a bit of oceanic plate that’s been shoved where it shouldn’t be
Turkey and Italy are just a bunch of faults sliding around
Would have loved to have seen Scott Dixon in F1 back in the day. Palou has a good case to have a drive in F1.
Everyone else? Nah, can’t see them doing that well.
Everyone else? Nah, can’t see them doing that well.
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Would have loved to have seen Scott Dixon in F1 back in the day. Palou has a good case to have a drive in F1.
Everyone else? Nah, can’t see them doing that well.
Everyone else? Nah, can’t see them doing that well.
Given my grandmother died not long after my dad was born, and left barely any trace other than some photos (and her kids) and there is probably no-one still living who knew her, this would be quite the trick.
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Given my grandmother died not long after my dad was born, and left barely any trace other than some photos (and her kids) and there is probably no-one still living who knew her, this would be quite the trick.
Heh, I posted rather more pithily about this the other day, and with a swear word too
bsky.app/profile/grov...
bsky.app/profile/grov...
Would love to know how they are going to cool these motherfuckers.
“In a decade, Pichai said that it'll be normal to build extraterrestrial data centers”.
And he’s definitely not the only one speaking about the *necessity* of data centers in space. Apparently the planet is not big enough for their scaling “laws”.
www.businessinsider.com/google-proje...
And he’s definitely not the only one speaking about the *necessity* of data centers in space. Apparently the planet is not big enough for their scaling “laws”.
www.businessinsider.com/google-proje...
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Heh, I posted rather more pithily about this the other day, and with a swear word too
bsky.app/profile/grov...
bsky.app/profile/grov...
Vegas too. It’s already struggling and this is the sort of thing that will make people just think ‘Too much trouble, I’ll go to Dubai instead’
December 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Vegas too. It’s already struggling and this is the sort of thing that will make people just think ‘Too much trouble, I’ll go to Dubai instead’
Getting Jack Wilshere vibes here
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Getting Jack Wilshere vibes here
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPITALS