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Growing Brovine
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35|M|He/Him - Just a bovine working in the gym and at the table to get those gains. ATL based

I’m a:
A DM (the D&D Kind)
A Submassive (I’m large but you’re in charge)
A part-time powerlifter
A fiction nerd (Comics/Novels/Fanfic/Smut)
A full time queer
Hell ya dude, start with a harness. It’s the easiest place to jump in. Or a vest.
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It’s always funny to me how much you can sometimes see that it’s just the same person just MORE vs that’s a different person.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Jealous on multiple levels
January 14, 2026 at 11:21 PM
As my man stated: same
January 14, 2026 at 4:17 PM
The funniest thing is like I do this when I’m writing. I will say lines of dialogue outloud. I will contort my face or body for posture. I could partly blame running TTRPGs but I was doing that long before.
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
The way I actively did this when someone did it at work. Also sour patch peaches for gummy and peanut butter m&ms for chocolate
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
Alt: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I don’t know why I’m taking collateral damage here
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 AM
*looks at my drafts and outline*

Hmmm checks out
January 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
So the reminder 1) true loss from the gym takes like 12-18 months off - so just give yourself some slack to recover. 2) congrats on getting back on the grind - you got this
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Welp *adds to this years gear list alongside chaps, short chaps, a potential bull hood, or and nip stuff cause obviously*
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It be like that 🐮💦🍼🍼
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I know they are horse boots but damn if they don’t make a brovine want em.
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Coming back to this and yup still a moo-d 💪🏻🐮💦
January 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
But if you tell a computer to make hockey smut. Is it going to be able to focus in on concepts of fragile masculinity. Of the the body as usefulness. The lines between intimacy/trust. Hell is it gonna know what it feels like to roll an ankle. It can madlibs the words. But what’s it trying to say?
January 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
But in all seriousness part of the argument that people make is that this thing is doing what people do which is taking and remixing. Because “nothing is new under the sun” and while that is true. It’s simplistic. For example. MM hockey romance smut it’s basically just masc 4 masc regency novels.
January 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Trust me, I am extremely aware of where the problem is. And am fairly vocal about my overall distain of it being shoved down our throat by inventors. But usage normalizes it. Language normalizes it. Because at the end of the day, eventually, these companies are going to want people to pay for it.
My day job is product management. I cannot tell you how many meetings I have been in this year where I say:

“Isn’t this just the same thing you were working on before but now you call it AI?”

Or

“How are we adjusting to both MIT & Goldman Sachs saying that it isn’t real?”

I get no real answer.
January 8, 2026 at 10:01 PM