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🪲Grub (Kayleigh)🪱
@grub-girl.bsky.social
they/she 🦎 wildlife educator • bug enthusiast• dirt eater • creek stomper • fossil hunter 🐍 queer my dear 🌈
Listening to my upstairs neighbors fight again so here’s a reminder for everybody

-IT IS NOT NORMAL TO FIGHT EVERY DAY OR EVEN LIKE EVERY WEEK IN A RELATIONSHIP
January 14, 2026 at 4:44 AM
THE BIRDS

Sulfur crested cockatoo “Professor”
Barn owl “Silo”
Japanese quail “Doug”
Golden eagle “Maple
Turkey vulture “Suli”

Little portraits of the animals we work with as late holiday gifts for my coworkers :)
January 8, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Owl progression from Weird And Scary stage to completion to remind you to trust the process especially if you’re painting
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
hello bluesky here is my golden eagle painting (gouache on wood) bye
January 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
cats i saw at a cat cafe today
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
damn santa brought me dumb babies again this year :/
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i learned what furry porn was at the age of 13 when i created a deviantART account for all my poorly drawn wolf art and innocently posted “commissions are open! :)”on my page thinking everyone else on deviantART would just want poorly drawn pictures of wolves
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
partner and I started a game called Kitchen Eunuch where he helps me in the kitchen and whenever I need him to do something I yell “EUNUCH” and clap my hands and then he does what I tell him
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am like Pavlov’s dogs when I hear the ice cubes rattling inside my Diet Coke at the curbside pick up
December 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
you could have kids and a husband or you could get drunk on a tuesday night and send emails to multiple animal clairvoyants to ask your dead snake if he loved you HOT GIRL SHIT
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
:)
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“You gotta check marketplace that’s where the good shits at”

The good shit in the ozarks:
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sneks
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
he got sent to the boba factory they needed his eyes 😔🥀 ⚫️⚫️
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i wonder what my reptiles think when i remove them from their tanks for like an hour and they come back to all their shit rearranged and brand new furniture
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
why’s vrbo targeting me with ads for sex dungeons like this
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
not now kitten daddy’s pissing blood
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
daily affirmations: my corn casserole fucks and old people find me charming and likable because of it
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
having violent thoughts towards my upstairs neighbors useless boyfriend that i can hear her fighting with through the walls every god damn night
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
old mans looking rather crinkled on this eve
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
whitening strips on, no bra at the aldi buying beans on this fall morning
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
not to be a hater but elephants, dogs and monkeys are my top 3 least favorite animals and i am scared of them
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
did a Halloween program at a nursing home today and there was a loose child running up and down the halls in a grim reaper costume
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
they love it when you’re cold and damp to the touch

they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen

(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM