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gruebeard
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Me in my echo chamber.
A very spacious and unevenly-lit Burger King bathroom.
November 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Oh hey, I did that at the Birmingham Museum O’ Fart.
An image of the sign above the entrance to the Birmingham Museum of Art that’s been framed in such a way that it just says ‘fART’. That’s showbiz, baby.
November 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Right there, apparently.
¯\(°_o)/¯
Not the word ‘Hell’.
October 9, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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A paragraph from ‘Unseen Academicals’, by Sir Terry Pratchett. The joke is “The Pastor will give him forgiveness.” ‘He doesn’t need forgiveness!’ “‘Forgiveness’ is the name of his battle-axe.”
October 6, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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Just………how big is the fire?
A standard fire extinguisher covered with an impressive layer of dust and spider webs. There’s a very definite spider’s lair area right on the handle. The spider might die in the fire, but so will we all. All hail the spider.
September 28, 2024 at 4:26 AM
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Last weekend, even…
September 15, 2024 at 8:41 AM
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Tasha Yar and Data are in the holodeck. She is telling him her desires and asking him about his functionality in the hopes of getting busy. Data asks the computer to simulate a Burger King’s bathroom to set the proper mood for a romantic encounter. He is wearing glasses and a fake nose, as is proper.
August 30, 2024 at 3:35 AM
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A sunset over a picturesque railway. There are trees and a bunch of broken-down cars. You should write a country song about it. It’s not like you’ve got a lot going on.
August 23, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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The Goddess Eris, offering Mandy the Golden Apple™.
August 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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A photo of a refrigerator containing spicy pork ears. There’s a sign on the front that says ‘SPICY PORK EARS’. Spicy. Pork. Ears. #spicyporkears
May 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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The at-home tea mug. American Science & Surplus.
A coffee mug, except this one is for drinking tea. It says ʻAmerican Science & Surplusʻ. It menaces with strange clip-art.
February 14, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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February 6, 2024 at 4:43 AM