Step one is apparently to remind me that social media exists.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Step one is apparently to remind me that social media exists.
TWONCE MORE WITH FEELING!
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
TWONCE MORE WITH FEELING!
1 part skillz. 2 parts flava. A dash of ghetto-life, and half a cup of rude behavior.
December 3, 2024 at 11:09 PM
1 part skillz. 2 parts flava. A dash of ghetto-life, and half a cup of rude behavior.
‘Edward Ellington “Humpty Hump” Humphries mk.3’.
Shit I WISH.
Shit I WISH.
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 AM
‘Edward Ellington “Humpty Hump” Humphries mk.3’.
Shit I WISH.
Shit I WISH.
It is revealed on the track ‘Wind Me Up’ that it’s ‘Edward Ellington “Humpty Hump” Humphrey THE 3RD’. He comes from a long and distinguished line.
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
It is revealed on the track ‘Wind Me Up’ that it’s ‘Edward Ellington “Humpty Hump” Humphrey THE 3RD’. He comes from a long and distinguished line.
Putting it on the road trip wishlist.
November 28, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Putting it on the road trip wishlist.
Dang. I’ve installed mighty wall graphics of dump-trucks, but only ever at places that sell dump-trucks.
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Dang. I’ve installed mighty wall graphics of dump-trucks, but only ever at places that sell dump-trucks.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
November 21, 2024 at 1:58 AM
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
“Our band’s name isn’t ‘the Misfits’. Our band’s name is ‘the Misfits in-this-font’.” -the Misfits, probably
November 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
“Our band’s name isn’t ‘the Misfits’. Our band’s name is ‘the Misfits in-this-font’.” -the Misfits, probably
Me in my echo chamber.
November 19, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Me in my echo chamber.
I heard pipers piping non-madly, possibly for the first time in recorded history.
November 19, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I heard pipers piping non-madly, possibly for the first time in recorded history.
You need to go ahead and add a syllable to your first name for drama’s sake.
(Also, I like ‘nom-zero’.)
(Also, I like ‘nom-zero’.)
November 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
You need to go ahead and add a syllable to your first name for drama’s sake.
(Also, I like ‘nom-zero’.)
(Also, I like ‘nom-zero’.)
This is right and just (and doesn’t have to only be symbolic).
November 13, 2024 at 12:58 AM
This is right and just (and doesn’t have to only be symbolic).
Oh hey, I did that at the Birmingham Museum O’ Fart.
November 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Oh hey, I did that at the Birmingham Museum O’ Fart.
The four-direction goatse!…it is legend.
November 5, 2024 at 2:11 AM
The four-direction goatse!…it is legend.
Hey, uhh…can you check your spam folder for me? Subject line has ‘follow up’ in it? Thanks.
November 2, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Hey, uhh…can you check your spam folder for me? Subject line has ‘follow up’ in it? Thanks.
The letters on the sign should be scrambled-up, come on.
October 25, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The letters on the sign should be scrambled-up, come on.
Play ‘Can You Dance’ by KRS-One and reflect on the teacher’s message.
October 24, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Play ‘Can You Dance’ by KRS-One and reflect on the teacher’s message.
When he switches to two-pairs-of-glasses-at-once-mode…I can understand. :)
October 23, 2024 at 2:39 AM
When he switches to two-pairs-of-glasses-at-once-mode…I can understand. :)
Tell her that any feelings she’s having towards Will are totally natural.
October 23, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Tell her that any feelings she’s having towards Will are totally natural.
It certainly does. The Same Song™ flows through our hearts.
(Also, Dave Daveson deserves a third ‘Dave’ for these efforts, and I could be easily convinced on a fourth.)
(Also, Dave Daveson deserves a third ‘Dave’ for these efforts, and I could be easily convinced on a fourth.)
October 22, 2024 at 12:25 AM
It certainly does. The Same Song™ flows through our hearts.
(Also, Dave Daveson deserves a third ‘Dave’ for these efforts, and I could be easily convinced on a fourth.)
(Also, Dave Daveson deserves a third ‘Dave’ for these efforts, and I could be easily convinced on a fourth.)