Excellent specialist subject, Danny!

I may have to suggest The Canterbury Tailbacks as a possible new name for my band… 👏👏

Not a chance. Terry’ll be nipping round to the White House while Donnie’s not in.

Always loved the idea that politicians should dress like snooker players so that we can all see who their sponsors are.

Klopp’s heavy metal football has been replaced with, at best, yacht rock, at worst, Val Doonican on a rocking chair.

These situations aren’t always what they seem. A friend was on her way to a party when she felt her period starting. She dropped into a supermarket for tampons. She also got vodka for the party and chocolates for the hostess. The cashier held her hand as she paid and said ‘Aww, I know how you feel!’

I’ve been looking forward to this for MONTHS!! So glad it’s nearly here.

Sounds like the GWPF is to the Tories what the NRA is to the GOP.

United showing again that it can be better to be lucky than good.

Very underrated band. I once spoke to Tim on Twitter. He was getting ready to go onstage at the Emirates stadium supporting Coldplay, so still surprised he had the time to tweet!

Maybe use a wrist based HRM, like the Garmin Fenix 6,7 or 8? Some have solar powered top up, so the battery lasts forever. Plus they now ‘talk’ to the Garmin bike computers, so no need for a chest sensor.

Putin ‘ate Trump for breakfast’, just like @kamalaharris.com said he would.

Agreed. He should be in The Hague today. Also I believe that Trump wouldn’t have given a damn if Putin had turned up in combat fatigues instead of a suit.