I cannot emphasize enough that the attempts to anthropomorphize an algorithm is a fundamental act of journalistic malpractice and an intentional act to shield the people responsible for this. It's fucking shameful.

(Aesop rock voice) Post-nut scarcity

no one talks about Jesus's 13th apostle, Stanciladee who mainly went around saying "Feed the poor? Very admirable but it's not testing well with the Romans" and such and became the patron saint of "I agree but.."

Are you. Um. Are you sure about that

Goddamn man fuck Bugonia. It doesn’t count as a twist if it is so lame and obvious that I spend most of the runtime begging you not to do it

I knew the modern gaming landscape was grim, but I am still recovering from my buddy and his kid showing me Miner Tycoon 2. I legitimately want to cry for this fucking kid. And I thought I was left underbaked from playing so much sonic 2 back in the day.

Tfw you realize you have been vividly hallucinating Hanna-Barbera+ for years, JUST when they finally added A Pup Named Scooby-Doo