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I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
I am God
I bring you an instant picnic
February 16, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Microdisney - still underappreciated all these years on
February 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
The English toy town’s looking well
William Blake fans sipping halves of ale
Cruel but profound, they’re all one colour
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
How long since I told you
How much I hate you?
February 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Snerr Patrerrl
February 16, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
Whisky in my pocket, cigarette was in my mouth
February 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
No kissing in the punts
February 16, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Quangle Wangle
February 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I had an automatic with a manual handbrake when I was in Spain last week. Kept forgetting to release it when setting off - my car at home has an electronic handbrake
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 PM
a man with a beard and white hair is wearing a black suit
ALT: a man with a beard and white hair is wearing a black suit
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February 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof
February 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Mi volt ez az eufemizmusokról?
February 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM
a man in a suit singing into a microphone
ALT: a man in a suit singing into a microphone
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February 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You win! My hovercraft is indeed full of eels, although my nipples do explode with delight
February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Mi ne faris GCSE-ekzamenojn, ĉar mi estas maljuna kaj malsana.
February 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Das sieht aus wie Nederlandisch
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Ich hoffe das Baxter ein Hund ist
February 15, 2026 at 6:08 PM