Grumio
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I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
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Amazing 😭
February 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Amazing 😭
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.
Just popping out (to the shops)
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Just popping out (to the shops)
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
First My Job
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February 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre
Jess cunting Glynne - no, I don’t want to hold your hand
February 15, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Jess cunting Glynne - no, I don’t want to hold your hand
Thought that was sex blog Russ
Exclusive: Labour politicians raised concerns about Keir Starmer’s plans to give Matthew Doyle a peerage in the weeks before it was confirmed, citing intimidating behaviour, particularly towards women.
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
MPs and peers complained to whips over Starmer plans to m...
The veteran Labour strategist has been accused by several former staffers of abusive behaviour
observer.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Thought that was sex blog Russ
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
(Also both of the ones below in the chain)
(Also both of the ones below in the chain)
February 14, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.
(Also both of the ones below in the chain)
(Also both of the ones below in the chain)
Las espinacas congeladas #IdeasForBandNames
February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Las espinacas congeladas #IdeasForBandNames
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
Now it’s stopped raining and I have to come back to Misery Island tomorrow
February 14, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Now it’s stopped raining and I have to come back to Misery Island tomorrow
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A message from your ZX Spectrum.
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 AM
A message from your ZX Spectrum.
What’s the Spanish for “absolutely wanking it down”?
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
What’s the Spanish for “absolutely wanking it down”?
My eldest has just got themselves a skullet. They are not welcome in my house any more.
February 13, 2026 at 12:24 PM
My eldest has just got themselves a skullet. They are not welcome in my house any more.